Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 138

Estreeter · May 2nd, 2018, 01:55 PM

How many cops does it take to change a light globe

Zero, They just beat the room for being black.

MaxJoker · May 2nd, 2018, 03:48 PM

How does an Ethiopian woman know she`s pregnant ? ,

When pulls out her tampon and it's half eaten.

**Mal Hombre** · May 2nd, 2018, 04:39 PM

MaxJoker · May 2nd, 2018, 05:15 PM

Whats the difference between period blood and sand ? ,

You can`t gargle sand.

How do you hide an African in a coal mine ? ,

Kick the buggers teeth in and remove his eyes .

What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit ? ,

Boaster .

Estreeter · May 2nd, 2018, 05:35 PM

**trailmaster** · May 2nd, 2018, 06:25 PM

Oh, How I love re-upping posts. I wish I could get the owners of imagebam.com, hotflick.net, postimage.org(cc), pixhost.org(to), imgbox, imagevenue,pimpandpost, and all the other ones, tie their hands behind their backs and do this to them:

Then just before they smother in a bowl full of shit get them out clean them up and then cover their bodies with honey and pour red army ants all over them until they scream and scream, and finally before they die take a rusty axe and keep slicing away at their bodies until finally they are nothing more than bags of blood and guts. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaaaaaaaaaaah

MaxJoker · May 3rd, 2018, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaaaaaaaaaaah

Trails you do remember this thread is about sick and twisted jokes right ? , not where you have a mental breakdown

What goes plop plop scream scream fizz fizz ? ,

Twin baby girls in an acid bath.

What has four legs and one arm ? ,

A doberman in a children's playground.

What's the difference between regular blood and period blood ? ,

You can eat period blood with a fork.

**@llatse@** · May 7th, 2018, 07:46 PM

I just love having sex with black women..........mind you it helps if the Fire Brigade leave first.

I love the smell of charred flesh in the morning

MaxJoker · May 8th, 2018, 10:14 PM

What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath ? ,

Chuck your washing in.

How do you stop two black guys raping a white girl ? ,

Throw them a basketball.

What would princess Diana be doing now if she was alive ? ,

Scratching at a coffin lid.

Estreeter · May 9th, 2018, 11:19 AM

Sorry........

What does the KKK call their guillotine?
Black head remover.

and just to be fair

May 2nd, 2018, 01:55 PM	#1371
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May 2nd, 2018, 03:48 PM	#1372
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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Whats the difference between period blood and sand ? , You can`t gargle sand. How do you hide an African in a coal mine ? , Kick the buggers teeth in and remove his eyes . What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit ? , Boaster . __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 2nd, 2018, 05:35 PM	#1375
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May 2nd, 2018, 06:25 PM	#1376
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,897 Thanks: 1,329,020 Thanked 707,209 Times in 60,071 Posts	Oh, How I love re-upping posts. I wish I could get the owners of imagebam.com, hotflick.net, postimage.org(cc), pixhost.org(to), imgbox, imagevenue,pimpandpost, and all the other ones, tie their hands behind their backs and do this to them: Then just before they smother in a bowl full of shit get them out clean them up and then cover their bodies with honey and pour red army ants all over them until they scream and scream, and finally before they die take a rusty axe and keep slicing away at their bodies until finally they are nothing more than bags of blood and guts. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaaaaaaaaaaah

May 7th, 2018, 07:46 PM	#1378
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	I just love having sex with black women..........mind you it helps if the Fire Brigade leave first. I love the smell of charred flesh in the morning __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

May 8th, 2018, 10:14 PM	#1379
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	What do you do if an epileptic has a fit in the bath ? , Chuck your washing in. How do you stop two black guys raping a white girl ? , Throw them a basketball. What would princess Diana be doing now if she was alive ? , Scratching at a coffin lid. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 9th, 2018, 11:19 AM	#1380
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,848 Times in 60,322 Posts	Sorry........ What does the KKK call their guillotine? Black head remover. and just to be fair __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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