And In Other News Today - Page 39

MaxJoker · May 18th, 2018, 02:06 PM

Hinting at a sudden souring turnaround in relations . During a daring daylight raid last night , America dealt North Korea a tactical slap by capturing it`s entire Air Force !.

Plus an emotional set back for Kim Un Jong by also snatching his eight track of the Beach Boys greatest hits , at the same time !.

**philll_77** · May 18th, 2018, 08:12 PM

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...20180517173071

MaxJoker · June 3rd, 2018, 04:08 PM

MaxJoker · June 20th, 2018, 05:38 PM

North Korea sends out it`s roving unbreakable top of the range defensive shield ,

Just in case some American supplied South Korean soldier over in the Military Demarcation Line is foolish enough to lob a half eaten apple their way !

MaxJoker · June 24th, 2018, 03:28 PM

Despite scoffing a six course dinner while there , plus blocking the toilet twice. Trump`s backtracking and renewed bellicose attitude . Continues to concern North Korea so much they're now moving their most up to date tank division (Low Dong Legion) towards the 38th parallel

Our world holds it`s collective (Garlic & BBQ flavoured in my case

) breath

**SanteeFats** · July 12th, 2018, 08:44 PM

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

**SanteeFats** · July 12th, 2018, 08:45 PM

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

**@llatse@** · July 14th, 2018, 02:02 PM

Protesters tried to get a fat, insulting, inflatable, blond baby off the ground in an effort to highlight grievances against The Donald.......Boris was having none of it tho' just hangin' around till his holiday in Croatia to celebrate England's World Cup Glory.

**SanteeFats** · July 14th, 2018, 02:48 PM

A person was hired to teach English as a second language to immigrants. They were let go after the first session because all the class learned was "Do you want fries with that".

**SanteeFats** · October 26th, 2018, 02:58 AM

When FIFA asked for ideas on new uniforms for the women's teams they a couple of nice ones, IMO.

May 18th, 2018, 02:06 PM	#381
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	And In Other News Today Hinting at a sudden souring turnaround in relations . During a daring daylight raid last night , America dealt North Korea a tactical slap by capturing it`s entire Air Force !. Plus an emotional set back for Kim Un Jong by also snatching his eight track of the Beach Boys greatest hits , at the same time !. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 18th, 2018, 08:12 PM	#382
philll_77 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Beasley Street Posts: 2,445 Thanks: 43,824 Thanked 29,606 Times in 2,443 Posts	I think this plan might actually work http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politi...20180517173071

June 3rd, 2018, 04:08 PM	#383
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hey , don't shoot the messenger ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 20th, 2018, 05:38 PM	#384
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	And In Other News Today North Korea sends out it`s roving unbreakable top of the range defensive shield , Just in case some American supplied South Korean soldier over in the Military Demarcation Line is foolish enough to lob a half eaten apple their way ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 24th, 2018, 03:28 PM	#385
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	And In Other News Today Despite scoffing a six course dinner while there , plus blocking the toilet twice. Trump`s backtracking and renewed bellicose attitude . Continues to concern North Korea so much they're now moving their most up to date tank division (Low Dong Legion) towards the 38th parallel Our world holds it`s collective (Garlic & BBQ flavoured in my case ) breath __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 12th, 2018, 08:44 PM	#386
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,789 Times in 60,861 Posts	The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, they were both eaten by a killer whale.

July 12th, 2018, 08:45 PM	#387
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,789 Times in 60,861 Posts	Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

July 14th, 2018, 02:02 PM	#388
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,748 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	Protesters tried to get a fat, insulting, inflatable, blond baby off the ground in an effort to highlight grievances against The Donald.......Boris was having none of it tho' just hangin' around till his holiday in Croatia to celebrate England's World Cup Glory. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor

July 14th, 2018, 02:48 PM	#389
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,789 Times in 60,861 Posts	A person was hired to teach English as a second language to immigrants. They were let go after the first session because all the class learned was "Do you want fries with that".

October 26th, 2018, 02:58 AM	#390
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,789 Times in 60,861 Posts	When FIFA asked for ideas on new uniforms for the women's teams they a couple of nice ones, IMO.

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