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Old 06-22-2018, 03:03 PM   #221
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Yawn

Without dislocating both my jaw and somehow my scrotum
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Back in my teenage years....

I grew up on what was my grandfathers farm. When I walked to school, or to my grandparents house, or to the little store in town to buy a coke or candy bar, I walked across an open field, about an acre or so, next to my aunt and uncles house. One day my aunt decided to get into raising dogs. So, my uncle had that field enclosed in a chain link fence so the dogs would have an area to run around in. Well when they did that, it took out the shortcut to school and my grand parents house. Now I was having to walk an extra hundred yards or so. I figured out one day that I could jump that fence flat footed...the fence was about 3 foot high...by placing my hand on the top of it for balance, and simply jumping. My uncle didn't care as long as we didn't climb onto the fence. If I tried that now, I would get skewered by the prongs sticking up from the top of the fence.
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:29 AM   #223
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Hold in my gut.
Hell hold (Let alone suck)
I can't even push it in with the use of both hands

Yeah yeah , that`s just what she said
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Old 06-24-2018, 07:45 AM   #224
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Get down and play marbles without getting sore knees and a crick in my back. Nor stand up straight again afterwards without getting one of the kids to help me.
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as it seems there are two competing versions of the band...

Yes, meet Yes! A year after Rock Hall of Fame induction, two bands embark on Yes 50th anniversary tours




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Will the real Yes please stand up?Is it the Yes whose current concert trek is billed as “#YES50: Celebrating 50 Years of Yes?” That tour stops Sunday, June 24, at Pechanga Resort & Casino and includes two other Southern California dates by the pioneering English progressive-rock band.
Or is it the Yes whose current concert trek is billed as “Quintessential YES: The 50th Anniversary Tour?” That tour stops Aug. 27 at Humphreys Concerts by the Bay and also includes two other Southern California dates.(Ticket information for both shows appears below.)
In both instances, the correct answer is the same: Yes. Or, as both tours refer to the two bands in advertisements: YES.
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Hide an absolute loathing hatred towards my barely in his early thirties blank brained bank manager

V.E.F rest his soulless albeit brutally beaten beyond death corpse

By the way if anybody is willing to swear on the Koran I was with them all day on the 25th of June , there`s a free ban O`Choice in it for you

Provided it`s not me of course
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