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October 2nd, 2017, 07:10 PM | #2461 |
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October 3rd, 2017, 03:13 PM | #2462 |
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What do you want to fuck on a water bed for, I thought your weight would go over the engineers recommended limit for one.
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October 4th, 2017, 01:24 PM | #2463 |
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Do us both a favor and use some Krazy Glue instead of Poly Grip on your dentures, that clicking noise they make while you're sucking my dick is very annoying!
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October 4th, 2017, 01:34 PM | #2464 |
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4202b: On second thought, take the teeth out. Gimme a gummer!
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October 4th, 2017, 02:12 PM | #2465 |
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I need to lick your cunt honey, gotta kill the taste of the dinner you made
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October 4th, 2017, 02:18 PM | #2466 |
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4204: Your sister is much better than you.
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October 4th, 2017, 02:18 PM | #2467 |
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October 4th, 2017, 02:19 PM | #2468 |
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4206 ~ No I`m fine with you having all your exes faces tattooed on your back . As compared to you at least they look slightly feminine. Especially the one of Mike Tyson.
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October 4th, 2017, 02:24 PM | #2469 |
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4207 If I get you pregnant, not sure I'll handle fatherhood well, so, a Dingo will be eating your baby ..... and hopefully you also
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October 4th, 2017, 02:29 PM | #2470 |
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4208: Are you through yet?
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