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Zooey Deschanel
Born: Zooey Claire Deschanel on January 17, 1980 in Los Angeles, California, USA
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0221046/ I know she's not fully past the wire in so far as age qualification for this page , but celebrities much younger have been allowed so i think she should be. Most especially as this is an emergency thread posting. Let me explain. I like this woman a lot (But then why else would i post?) ,as in really a lot. I think she's kooky , cool and cute to the point of being painful. I also think she's a canny actress too when given the chance, and that's the emergency. She's starring in The Happening , this film will be released quite soon-ish and i watched the final rough cut last night  ...    Now this is a BIG budget film and it needed to be GOOD , i`d have been pleased with great , but Good would have been enough. As Zooey has only been in two successful money making films Elf and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy , which granted could never be called "must see movies " but they helped carry her career along. Unfortunately that was a few years ago and she's appeared in nothing worthy of her talents since (Well except popping up on Weeds) , so i was really hoping for the best.       That was even though the director is the well renowned , blame everyone else for his own failings , M. Night Shyamalan, who with every subsequent film since The Sixth Sense has shown just what a fluke that debut was. Well he's done it again alright , bloody hell and i thought Lady in the Water couldn't be topped as worst film ever but oh no he's knuckled down and proved me wrong  .Because believe me The Happening stinks so bad i had to take a shower when i got back home . Sure i saw it without the sound track but even if they arranged for God himself to create that it wouldn't save this steaming disaster . So what do i want ?, well i never want Shyamalan to direct again of course ...  But mostly i WANT someone out there to find a role with at least a little bit of flesh on it so Zooey can get her beautiful teeth sunk in . Yet is it already too late ?, as the directing , pacing and editing of the scenes make her role as important to this film as a rubber plant and frankly makes her seem unable to even emote boredom . Wait till you see it then you`ll get my exact meaning , or should i say wait till it's in the pound shop then see it , only haggle like crazy ok !  ... Sigh  ...
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June 6th, 2008, 09:54 AM
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If anyone wants to know the spoiler ending then send me a message and i`ll happily ruin your day by telling you
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June 6th, 2008, 09:55 AM
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Yes it's that stupid
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June 6th, 2008, 10:00 AM
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Hell i`ll tell you anyway
 ...        It's that the meek won't inherit the earth after all , but those things they sit on , whittle and water will  ... That was my favourite photo of her , you can probably guess why ...
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I hail you decerning thankers ...
I've calmed down somewhat from my previous posting because sure Shyamalan may have criminally wasted Zooey by giving her nothing to say or do and no way to build any kind of character , but even he couldn't take away her beautiful beauty and for that reason alone the film is accidentally watchable (Although only if you block out the white noise of crud around and concentrate solely on her face)
...         Mmmmmmmmm Zooey ...        By the by she's also a pretty terrific singer/songwriter .
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All Hail the beauty pale ...
She's got roughly a thousand different looks
...        ALL of them are gorgeous ...      Do you see ? ... The future Mrs GreenSkull ...
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Hey it could happen ! ...
 Just need to meet ...  Then sweep her off those tiny feet ...           We`d be happy ... Well ok , i would ... So same difference really ... Still it would mean i`d have to commit ... Oh well no one can say i didn't try ...
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A splash more of the coolest chick i almost know
   Talking of splash , i couldn't help having an accident when i actually met her  But thankfully i just managed to pass it off 
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Innocent victim
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