Looking St. Peter in the eye-What have you done? - Page 3

**billybunter** · January 25th, 2010, 12:54 AM

Looking after my Mum and nursing through illness untill she died. I think that is a duty though.

**Mal Hombre** · October 22nd, 2011, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stantine

I went to a "sunderland" game once,(the shame,the shame).hope saint peter wont hold that against me !

No but St James might.....

**Greenman** · October 22nd, 2011, 01:43 PM

I am reminded of the Blood Donor and Tony Hancock telling another blood donor what he has done for charity and that he could 'go tomorrow' and he then says "And when I am asked, by the great architect, what did you do, I shall just pull this out(notebook) and say "there you are mate, add that lot up!"

**Nobody1** · October 22nd, 2011, 05:45 PM

I'm not worried about entrance to heaven. I once was a locksmith.

**otokonomidori** · October 23rd, 2011, 01:57 AM

I can play the harp a bit already

**Warren G** · October 23rd, 2011, 09:35 AM

I have absolutely nothing to worry about in that area. It's called "eternal security". Sure, I do what I would not every day. But I'll be ok.

**theequestrian** · October 23rd, 2011, 05:21 PM

Disclosure: I am a non-believer and have been so my entire adult life.
So taking this question from a purely hypothetical angle:
The only way I would ever get to meet St. Pete is if there were some type of unpardonable clerical error (the kind that omniscience is supposed to avoid)
By the standards of the Judeo-Christian ethos I am both a blasphemer and heretic. My Masters Thesis (Philosophy) was "A Refutation of St. Thomas Aquinas' Proof of the Existance of God (Resulting from the Logical Fallacy of Flawed Premise)"

So since I'm not getting in anyway I would use the opportunity to ask St. Pete the one question that he - as The Cosmic Doorman - would be best able to answer:
"What's the cover charge?"

**vo1v0d** · September 20th, 2012, 12:26 PM

When a bloke in the street asked me for a light I gave him my spare lighter and it was nearly a quarter full

**vo1v0d** · September 24th, 2012, 08:12 PM

The good fing wot I done is sign up Estreeter, MalHombre, MaxJoker and BillyBunter to donate their bodies to medical science. Do I still get in if I confess that I crossed out the bit where they have to be dead first?

**blueballsdc** · September 24th, 2012, 08:22 PM

Well since I have already violated all of the commandments, I don't think that meeting St. Peter is really going to happen for me.

October 22nd, 2011, 01:43 PM	#23
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,535 Times in 19,356 Posts	I am reminded of the Blood Donor and Tony Hancock telling another blood donor what he has done for charity and that he could 'go tomorrow' and he then says "And when I am asked, by the great architect, what did you do, I shall just pull this out(notebook) and say "there you are mate, add that lot up!" __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

October 23rd, 2011, 05:21 PM	#27
theequestrian Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: A hop, skip & a jump from Daytona Beach, Florida Posts: 1,177 Thanks: 4,807 Thanked 11,707 Times in 1,156 Posts	Disclosure: I am a non-believer and have been so my entire adult life. So taking this question from a purely hypothetical angle: The only way I would ever get to meet St. Pete is if there were some type of unpardonable clerical error (the kind that omniscience is supposed to avoid) By the standards of the Judeo-Christian ethos I am both a blasphemer and heretic. My Masters Thesis (Philosophy) was "A Refutation of St. Thomas Aquinas' Proof of the Existance of God (Resulting from the Logical Fallacy of Flawed Premise)" So since I'm not getting in anyway I would use the opportunity to ask St. Pete the one question that he - as The Cosmic Doorman - would be best able to answer: "What's the cover charge?" __________________ 'If we could read each others minds, we'd all sleep with loaded guns' -theequestrian

January 25th, 2010, 12:54 AM	#21
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,374 Times in 14,171 Posts	Looking after my Mum and nursing through illness untill she died. I think that is a duty though.

October 22nd, 2011, 05:45 PM	#24
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	I'm not worried about entrance to heaven. I once was a locksmith.

October 23rd, 2011, 01:57 AM	#25
otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,316 Thanks: 39,023 Thanked 122,415 Times in 8,316 Posts	I can play the harp a bit already

October 23rd, 2011, 09:35 AM	#26
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	I have absolutely nothing to worry about in that area. It's called "eternal security". Sure, I do what I would not every day. But I'll be ok.

September 20th, 2012, 12:26 PM	#28
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,284 Thanks: 42,402 Thanked 60,911 Times in 7,500 Posts	When a bloke in the street asked me for a light I gave him my spare lighter and it was nearly a quarter full

September 24th, 2012, 08:12 PM	#29
vo1v0d Hideous By Nature Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: sarf eeeest lunden Posts: 8,284 Thanks: 42,402 Thanked 60,911 Times in 7,500 Posts	The good fing wot I done is sign up Estreeter, MalHombre, MaxJoker and BillyBunter to donate their bodies to medical science. Do I still get in if I confess that I crossed out the bit where they have to be dead first?

September 24th, 2012, 08:22 PM	#30
blueballsdc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,721 Thanks: 112,645 Thanked 21,428 Times in 1,713 Posts	Well since I have already violated all of the commandments, I don't think that meeting St. Peter is really going to happen for me.