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Old February 8th, 2010, 05:39 PM   #11
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I got a PH in a hotel room once, but mostly I've left mags for the lucky guys getting the room after me.

Why don't the cleaning ladies check all the drawers?

One time some poor teenage boy forgot his mags when getting off the airplane. He had them under his seat, and I was seated behind him. Free mags for me...and one of them turned out to be the "Oh God" PH issue with Venessa Williams and you know who. I bet the kid is still kicking himself.
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I've never been that kind of lucky in a hotel room but once I was returning home on a late night train. Train was pretty empty and I had a great choice of seats. I sat down and tried hard not to fall asleep as I had had a few snifters. Down the side of the seat was a plastic bag full of mags. Eight in all. Fiesta, Razzle, Whitehouse and the like. All brand new and unopened. Some were still in the cellophane.

My left hand got a lot of use that night.
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All I've ever found in hotel rooms is Gideons Bible and the price list for the mini-bar
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I've usually found the shortlist of items listed by goonerkev, but then I haven't really looked around much for hidden smut when staying at a hotel. Next time I might have a peek here and there.

That said, when we were in California a few years back there was no need for the printed stuff - there were some pretty hot fuck-flicks on cable... For free.

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In an old place of work, someone would wrap his latest mag/s in plastic and hide them in the cistern. I only found out because the toilet wouldn't flush one day and I lifted off the lid to fix it. Long story short; I got lots of free mags. He would change cubicle and toilets, but I found them in the end He gave up after a while
Hehe. Your story isn't unique mate, a guy did this at school as well. Unfortunately it wasn't me who made the find. Being at boarding school one always found novel places to hide their little stashes of grot, from the most obvious (i.e. "it was so obvious nobody would even think of looking there") places like under the mattress through to sneakily-created secret compartments in the service-issue wooden lockers...
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I've never been that kind of lucky in a hotel room but once I was returning home on a late night train. Train was pretty empty and I had a great choice of seats. I sat down and tried hard not to fall asleep as I had had a few snifters. Down the side of the seat was a plastic bag full of mags. Eight in all. Fiesta, Razzle, Whitehouse and the like. All brand new and unopened. Some were still in the cellophane.

My left hand got a lot of use that night.

I found a Mayfair mag on a train to london once. I was going first class (the office was paying so I could er. . . work on the train). Anyhoo - I noticed something above me on the luggage rack and there was the latest edition of M*yfair which I naturally retreived and enjoyed - once I was safely in my hotel room of course.
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I've usually found the shortlist of items listed by goonerkev, but then I haven't really looked around much for hidden smut when staying at a hotel. Next time I might have a peek here and there.

That said, when we were in California a few years back there was no need for the printed stuff - there were some pretty hot fuck-flicks on cable... For free.
I had a similar experience in a motel in a university town. The picture was lightly scrambled and the sound came on at some point in the evening. I didn't sleep much that night.

Outside of that, it's Gideon Bibles and hotel and local information. Once, I found a Buddhist text.
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In an old place of work, someone would wrap his latest mag/s in plastic and hide them in the cistern. I only found out because the toilet wouldn't flush one day and I lifted off the lid to fix it. Long story short; I got lots of free mags. He would change cubicle and toilets, but I found them in the end He gave up after a while
so you were the one that nicked all my mags !!!

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Walking along in Paris with my girlfriend in the late 1980's I saw a perfect copy of "Private 88" poking out of a litter bin.

First sight of Stacey Owen doing the dirty :-)
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Why don't the cleaning ladies check all the drawers?
I used to work in a hotel and they used to do that. They gave them to the chefs who had a huge stash of them in the storeroom.

No wonder the food was always burnt!
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At the hotel I worked at I had to personally remove the old mattresses and boxsprings and put the new ones in. Found tons of porn stuffed under the mattress.
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