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July 8th, 2018, 08:18 PM | #3201 |
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Estreeter has a semi Croat background, which means he does only anal when hiring Serbian prostitutes regardless of their gender.
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July 8th, 2018, 08:33 PM | #3202 |
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ball7 tried to get an erection through a massive dose of Viagra, but no way. Hence he shot a movie on that subject called "Viagara Falls".
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July 8th, 2018, 09:45 PM | #3204 |
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Jokerman met his wife at a AAA meeting - he was a first timer and she was there to pick up the empty bottles.
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July 8th, 2018, 10:04 PM | #3205 |
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And they all beat him in a fight So then he went to Sydney. To meet Estreeter.
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Wimbo stole his mother' bra and used it to catch trouts at the local pond.
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July 9th, 2018, 05:07 AM | #3207 |
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fatrat1 is not that fat and he's not a rat either. He's just 1.
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July 9th, 2018, 08:55 AM | #3208 |
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chromax is the only person I know that has been stood up by a prostitute.
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July 9th, 2018, 11:56 AM | #3209 |
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ball7 was a perfectly normal 7 year old boy, except for the fact that he was a klutz in sports. The other boys in school would often laugh at him because he could not play baseball, softball, basketball, or even marbles. The little girls at school neither liked or dis-liked him. They were just indifferent to him. ball7 just had a birthday party for him and everything seemed to go ok. He got lots of presents and there was a big cake and he invited several of boys and girls from his classes. Just a few days later though his world collapsed. ball7 was in his bathroom getting ready for school when he noticed that his hair was falling out. His parents kept him from going to school so they could take him to the family doctor to run tests on him, but the doctors could not determine why his hair was falling out. So young ball7 went back to school and now the boys made even more fun of him, so much that he often would come home crying to his parents. ball7 did notice one thing, however, the little girls did not laugh at him, and they even seemed to be friendlier than usual and this got stronger and stronger. Also ball7's cock was getting longer and wider. In just a few months he was completely bald, but had a cock that was 15 inches long and 3 inches thick. At school all the girls and even the women teachers were acting like they were sexually attracted to him, which angered the boys even more. Again ball7 's parents took him to the doctor and this time they found out that ball7 's skin was giving off 1,000 times the normal amount of pheremones, which acted on all females as a super love potion. One day one of the prettiest girls in school took ball7 to her home(her parents were out that day) and she showed him the magic and wonder of sex. When she saw his huge cock she went crazy and they screwed and screwed all over the house. From that day onward ball7 became a great lothario. By the time he graduated college at age 24 he had made love to 10,000 women. And he was rich because every women that made love to him would shower him with all kinds of elaborate and expensive gifts, such as new cars, diamond rings, Rolex watches, all kinds of stuff. He got a really good job in a hospital because ball7 said he loved making love to beautiful nurses. Just when he turned 30 though his hair started to grow back and at the same time his cock started to shrink. By this time he had fcked over 100,000 women and teenage girls. The pheremones also stopped flowing from his skin. One evening while he was about to make love his woman had seen his now one inch cock and she said. "There is no way that I'm going to screw a man whose dick is as small as a tootsie roll".ball7 's love life was over, but he did not mind because he could remember every love conquest he ever had, and all he had to do was remember one and he would instantly have a climax. ball7 the greatest lover of women on Earth!
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July 9th, 2018, 12:37 PM | #3210 |
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