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Granted, you own one, you just purchased it on eBay from some place in Russia that is a money laundering place for their mafia, so though it's yours, it never arrives
The last 3 times in a row I played golf with Miss E, she's beaten me, I wish for that to never happen again
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October 13th, 2011, 01:16 AM | #612 | |
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It`ll never happen again as both your feet fall off , so ruining you ability to swing or ever win a round . Although some at the club house claim your game has actually improved. I wish my fucking bastard old Toshiba laptop that i managed to get to switch on would work properly , as it`s doing my head in since the son of a bushwhacker won`t recognize any sites as being authentic !
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Granted.
You`ll never again have a headache when you wake up , as you`ll never wake up due to now being comatose. I wish i had a wallet that was always full of money no matter how much i pulled out of it.
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You're a leprechaun and there are rainbows everywhere. That'll be the drugs, mate. I wish I had some of what Jeff's been taking.
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As you wish. What Jeff's been taking makes you see the world as it really is and you realize that what we believe the world is, is the hallucination.
I wish I had the ability to make women more attractive so they will have sex with me.
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Granted. You open the door just in time to catch the door ringer...an axe-wielding psychopath.
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