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Old September 16th, 2017, 01:06 PM   #2141
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Old September 16th, 2017, 02:27 PM   #2142
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Old September 16th, 2017, 02:37 PM   #2143
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Big Grin Geez Santee , this be the funnies thread remember so things can make even less V.E.F sense here than usual.. Not that what I post wherever I post it tends to make much sense anyway , Butt still

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Er , I was claiming to speak for the almighty.
That`s pretty sacrilegious.
Certainly as Greenie likes speaking for himself.

Er , also because everybody (Present company excluded) knows Penguins are Muslims , or something , I don't know. What I do know for sure is they hate all non practicing Christians. I guess. Oh and kill them.



Either way and despite what you say

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Ya'll be so funny that it does make me laugh, well once in awhile.
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So in other words you've subtly hinted Santee , if I post an actual photo of you I truly win this thread



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Old September 16th, 2017, 06:19 PM   #2148
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So in other words you've subtly hinting Santee , if I post an actual photo of you I truly win this thread



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Aw that looks a lot like my father not me. I kinda look like this, without the hottie.

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^Why not change your username to Jabba then?
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^Why not change your username to Jabba then?
Already used by Mr. Hutt there. But we could call him Chubba!

I hereby announce my endorsement of SanteeFats for ultimate winner. I don't play often enough to be a real contender
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