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July 20th, 2017, 09:33 PM | #521 | |
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Such a ugly thing. If you remove her tatooes, she's very pretty. Last edited by Roubignol; July 20th, 2017 at 10:41 PM.. |
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July 23rd, 2017, 09:50 AM | #522 |
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Now I`m showing all her photos for the simple reason
This thirty nine year old single mum (Who wants more children ) insists she`s not on the site for a bunk up , a one night stand , a quick shag or other such disrespectful fun.
No she`s on there looking for a long term serious relationship Ugggggh
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July 23rd, 2017, 10:26 AM | #523 |
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A long term relationship ? As in He stays for breakfast..
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July 23rd, 2017, 11:03 AM | #524 | |
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Nope, she ain't been out all night fellating men Oh, she has a sister half way round the world who says the same and she also says she has a great sense of humour Well I laughed so I guess she's accurate about herself
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July 23rd, 2017, 11:17 AM | #525 |
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Fellating Men ? That Sucks...
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July 23rd, 2017, 11:30 AM | #526 | |
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Which is more than this suggestive filly did Sent a message telling her I`d never felt envious of a space hopper before She hasn't replied
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July 25th, 2017, 04:34 PM | #527 |
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If she hasn't replied by now Mate, she ain't worth the effort or your thyme
Rude .. female thingie She don't know the opportunity she's missing out on
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July 25th, 2017, 05:05 PM | #528 |
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Hey , leave her rude female thingie outta this The Judge told me Maybe she might Mate , when she finds me in her bathroom tonight (Well those overcooked noodles won't shift themselves and I can't risk my own toilet ) serenading her Still it could always be worse As in I`m sure this woman has a good heart , but as far as flattering camera angles go Forget it Look keep this between yee and mee Mate as if it`s possible to fall in adoration with a bright red haired fine framed face and sublime smile , then I have Problem is there`s (Months and counting) only the single photo (Never a good sign) plus she`s written bugger all (Months and counting) on her profile So supposedly local lass or not , I've bugger all to bounce off in any message
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Message her anyway, she looks adorable, and what have you got to lose? ask her who won the chess game that's going on behind her left shoulder.
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