Women jokes - Page 56

MaxJoker · April 25th, 2018, 12:48 PM

I hated the Nuns at Catholic school as they`d slap and push even hit me in the face with a ruler sometimes ,

anything to defend themselves.

MaxJoker · April 26th, 2018, 04:57 PM

Why do women complain so much ? ,

First the wife loses her temper over me stealing my sons piggy bank ,

Then a prostitute that very same day goes deranged over me paying her in only 10 and 20 pence pieces.

**SanteeFats** · April 27th, 2018, 03:02 PM

Who says blondes are dumb??

MaxJoker · April 28th, 2018, 03:21 PM

If I had a pound for every time I thought about my late wife,

I'd probably start thinking about her.

Me and the now ex wife decided to make our own sex tape ,

she was pissed off though when I started holding auditions for her part.

My dick is a lot like Marmite ,

the wife hates it when I rub it on her toast.

Estreeter · April 30th, 2018, 11:23 AM

Estreeter · May 1st, 2018, 11:19 AM

MaxJoker · May 11th, 2018, 03:05 PM

My GF dressed up as a policewoman last night "You're being charged for being good in bed" she said ,

Forty seconds later she dropped the charge for lack of evidence .

I've just been given two weeks to live ,

The wife's gone away for a fortnight.

Estreeter · May 17th, 2018, 01:07 PM

Chick says - "Oh my Love, My Darling, My Sweetie, Kiss me once more and I’ll be yours forever"

Bloke says - "Shit, thanks for the warning."

MaxJoker · May 20th, 2018, 06:00 PM

MaxJoker · May 22nd, 2018, 02:41 PM

April 25th, 2018, 12:48 PM	#551
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April 26th, 2018, 04:57 PM	#552
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Why do women complain so much ? , First the wife loses her temper over me stealing my sons piggy bank , Then a prostitute that very same day goes deranged over me paying her in only 10 and 20 pence pieces. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 28th, 2018, 03:21 PM	#554
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Hell yes three wife jokes. All bad things come in threes If I had a pound for every time I thought about my late wife, I'd probably start thinking about her. Me and the now ex wife decided to make our own sex tape , she was pissed off though when I started holding auditions for her part. My dick is a lot like Marmite , the wife hates it when I rub it on her toast. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

April 30th, 2018, 11:23 AM	#555
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May 1st, 2018, 11:19 AM	#556
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April 27th, 2018, 03:02 PM	#553
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May 11th, 2018, 03:05 PM	#557
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	My GF dressed up as a policewoman last night "You're being charged for being good in bed" she said , Forty seconds later she dropped the charge for lack of evidence . I've just been given two weeks to live , The wife's gone away for a fortnight. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 17th, 2018, 01:07 PM	#558
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 896,982 Times in 60,347 Posts	Chick says - "Oh my Love, My Darling, My Sweetie, Kiss me once more and I’ll be yours forever" Bloke says - "Shit, thanks for the warning." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 20th, 2018, 06:00 PM	#559
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May 22nd, 2018, 02:41 PM	#560
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