Famous Last Words... - Page 26

MaxJoker · July 15th, 2017, 01:36 PM

You go on ahead Mahatma , I`ll catch up

**ultimatewarlord** · July 15th, 2017, 02:25 PM

'It's no good chaps, I can't hold her. We'll have to bail out. Grab one of those new Nike parachutes. At least we can be confident they'll work. Nike only use the finest seamstresses in the States. I mean it's not like such a prestigious company would use sweatshop labour in a third world country, is it!'

'Yeah, so the doctor told me I have this extremely rare disease where, if I don't laugh at least once every hour I could die. Still, you don't want to know my problems and I'm holding up the queue. So...one ticket for Ricky Gervais: Live, please.'

MaxJoker · July 20th, 2017, 03:52 PM

Hah as if a mere arrow could fell you my liege , raise thou visor and check out yon double mushroom I hath found that looks exactly like a maidens chest-icles

**Mister Fide** · July 25th, 2017, 11:44 AM

Of course there is no such thing as God.
If there is then surely this so called 'Almighty One' would strike me dead for saying that.

**ultimatewarlord** · August 8th, 2017, 08:36 PM

'Sorry Major. I'm not firing on the enemy this morning. I'm going to sit here for an hour in my safe space. If it was good enough in my college it should be good enough here in Mosul. I'm sure the Taliban will respect my rights.'

'Excuse me sir. I wonder if you can help me? I'm new to Texas. Can you possibly tell me where I can buy a gay pride t-shirt?'

**Rogerbh** · August 9th, 2017, 02:56 AM

I believe I have underestimated Trump again...

MaxJoker · August 10th, 2017, 11:32 AM

Ah shut up , I`ll smoke if I want

MaxJoker · September 16th, 2017, 06:19 PM

No wait wait , I still have so much left to do ... Like finally trying one of those "Vegetarian" pizzas Streeter is always going on about

**sandhunter** · September 16th, 2017, 07:35 PM

Yes dear; you were right

MaxJoker · September 22nd, 2017, 02:13 PM

July 15th, 2017, 01:36 PM	#251
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Ok so I was Gandhi`s bodyguard , but a pebble in a sandal is no laughing matter You go on ahead Mahatma , I`ll catch up __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 15th, 2017, 02:25 PM	#252
ultimatewarlord Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,474 Thanks: 8,328 Thanked 15,884 Times in 1,441 Posts	'It's no good chaps, I can't hold her. We'll have to bail out. Grab one of those new Nike parachutes. At least we can be confident they'll work. Nike only use the finest seamstresses in the States. I mean it's not like such a prestigious company would use sweatshop labour in a third world country, is it!' 'Yeah, so the doctor told me I have this extremely rare disease where, if I don't laugh at least once every hour I could die. Still, you don't want to know my problems and I'm holding up the queue. So...one ticket for Ricky Gervais: Live, please.' __________________ The British Government is a disgrace.

July 20th, 2017, 03:52 PM	#253
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	Spoken a split second before King Harold passed due to chronic eye strain Hah as if a mere arrow could fell you my liege , raise thou visor and check out yon double mushroom I hath found that looks exactly like a maidens chest-icles __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 8th, 2017, 08:36 PM	#255
ultimatewarlord Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,474 Thanks: 8,328 Thanked 15,884 Times in 1,441 Posts	'Sorry Major. I'm not firing on the enemy this morning. I'm going to sit here for an hour in my safe space. If it was good enough in my college it should be good enough here in Mosul. I'm sure the Taliban will respect my rights.' 'Excuse me sir. I wonder if you can help me? I'm new to Texas. Can you possibly tell me where I can buy a gay pride t-shirt?' __________________ The British Government is a disgrace.

August 10th, 2017, 11:32 AM	#257
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	May 6, 1937 aboard the LZ 129 Hindenburg Ah shut up , I`ll smoke if I want __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 25th, 2017, 11:44 AM	#254
Mister Fide Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Nearly there Posts: 892 Thanks: 23,075 Thanked 17,987 Times in 890 Posts	Of course there is no such thing as God. If there is then surely this so called 'Almighty One' would strike me dead for saying that.

August 9th, 2017, 02:56 AM	#256
Rogerbh Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Land of the free within reasonable limitations Posts: 10,916 Thanks: 50,539 Thanked 91,247 Times in 10,764 Posts	I believe I have underestimated Trump again...

September 16th, 2017, 06:19 PM	#258
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	No wait wait , I still have so much left to do ... Like finally trying one of those "Vegetarian" pizzas Streeter is always going on about __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

September 16th, 2017, 07:35 PM	#259
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,316 Times in 13,886 Posts	Yes dear; you were right

September 22nd, 2017, 02:13 PM	#260
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,580 Times in 69,067 Posts	__________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.