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May 9th, 2017, 03:47 PM	#2191
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4011 ~ You`ll go Dutch on the cost of this condom right ?

4013. Or I'll have to re-use it next time.

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Fire in the hole!!!

4012a "No really.. your pussy smells just like when that Tire place over by the highway burned to the ground...."

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4013. Or I'll have to re-use it next time.

4013a "How many times do you figure a condom can be re-used, anyway?"

"Crap.. I lost count on this one.."

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ruffroundedges Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: In a cave, havn't you been paying attention? Posts: 5,198 Thanks: 79,034 Thanked 95,993 Times in 5,282 Posts	4015 This reminds me of the last time I went spelunking. __________________ Pull my finger..... To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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