Fridge Astrology - Page 2

Estreeter · June 10th, 2012, 12:00 PM

There ya go NIN, the fridge in my rented kitchen,

I was gonna go and take a pic of the meat freezer and beer fridge in the shed, but it's too cold out now

, can't be bothered

So am I gonna die

**NIN** · June 10th, 2012, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

There ya go NIN, the fridge in my rented kitchen,

So am I gonna die

The overall prognosis is.., erm at some point in time, Yes

I had a quick consultancy ...
& the spirits say it is probably in the future though, so don't let it concern you

A quick diagnosis is : Nicely stocked & well proportioned, some interesting miscellaneous items. A curious medicine bottle in the door is normal, but eggs in the fridge is not good

Nice smilie, Thnx

- a more detailed revue is forthcoming

**exfarmer** · June 10th, 2012, 12:55 PM

Ok, O' great one, holder of the power. What do your psycho powe... Oh, sorry i meant psychic powers tell you about my fridge?
Apart from the obvious that i need to go shopping.

Estreeter · June 10th, 2012, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by exfarmer

Apart from the obvious that i need to go shopping.

I was hoping "My Body Is Ready" meant ready for food

**NIN** · June 10th, 2012, 01:27 PM

Mal..,

....... Mal,

come closer, the guides have a special message for you

Tidy that MF up !

Honesty is important in this business, but honestly,

- some people have no shame

a place for everything & everything in its place but this is no place to have everything.. erm, going on

all over the place

I'm really pushed to work out some of the conjugations going on there ..
I'll start at the bottom

and the sore point i already made about Veg Compartments

This is clearly a shared Fridge as some greenery at the bottom right indicates the influence of a female in your life ... Hmmm

most likely a Partner or Wife, but thankfully not male

but this is accompanied & nicely crushed by a reserve can of beer - always wise to have a back-up

Semi skimmed milk on the lower shelf denotes a rational mind with forethought to the inevitable passing of time (and cereals) and the silver trays indicate a need for late night fast food..., possibly hot food? ... I can't be certain about that though.
The sausage rolls represent ambition & a tidy mind, In spite of what people might think However the way products just seem to be dumped everyplace merely to be consumed at a later convenience.., tsk tssk

Really Mal, you are treating your fridge simply like a receptacle for food products & not a symbol of the soul - Love your fridge & it will love you back

That's all the positivity I have for you I'm afraid

Oh brother, you are well out of sorts , there is a deep conflict within you I'm sensing a hankering for a life in the ....

let me see..,

... South Americas! , yes, the spirit guide is quite clear about that and is also partial to a Nacho

The Cheese selection is of an educated palette and always good to see a well enjoyed bottle of Branston Pickle alongside.
Below is the Anchor butter, which indicates a tendancy to occassionally go sailing on

erm let's say 'The Solent' ?
... I don't know where the spirits are getting that, but that's what they tell me

They bloody did, it WAS them - alright shut-up sniggering , it interferes with the cosmic connection

No fridge door, so I cannot divine much for your future

- That's not that you don't have one

but it is likely to be longer than Estreeters

Ooh, I may have said too much, and that is strictly between us two, I haven't told him yet - Oakey dokes!

However ! the past has been eventful, a tricky, but smooth - busy, yet relaxed

Savoury.., but also with its sweet moments, - not to forget the odd sour patch, but thankfully, they were brief and few

& you have now achieved a position where you are held in great esteem I feel - but that could be the half eaten jars at the back, probably beyond the Best Before date that make me think that?

I dunno

**NIN** · June 10th, 2012, 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

There ya go NIN, the fridge in my rented kitchen,

I was gonna go and take a pic of the meat freezer and beer fridge in the shed, but it's too cold out now

, can't be bothered

So am I gonna die

OK, to begin with, I don't think we need to know what you have in the 'meat freezer'

or should that say 'who'

anyway.., I'll say it again, I Don't Do Freezers !

But a beer fridge is a great idea, kinda like what I have as my main fridge

... settling in for a vision quest and a large slug from the bottle

...., the spirits are weak, but i will try...

What is this I can see before me?

Well - Initially I'm struck that there's a lot of packs of Veg in there and even a demon Veg Compartment

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If i didn't already know there is a separate unit full of beers (or fear for my life) I might have incorrectly presumed you had Cliff Richard staying over

- But the pull of the Beef pies, at top left, perfect positioning. They are a sure indicator we have a man here who knows how to live a man who not only eats well, but healthily whatever that is

or at least he has someone in his life who is trying her damnedest to get him to eat well, but being a Taurean, he sticks to his guns

The Tupperware obviously points to the immediate future and this is a busy person if ya catch my drift

Bread in the fridge is symbolic of a person who perhaps has a long drive to the shops, so is likely to have a car.
But what is criminal is the eggs

They don't need to be in there, the spirits are offended - if you try to fry them straight from the cold they will spit at you reminding you of my advice

They just don't cook as well as they might at room temperature and are naturally hermetically sealed, so don't really need to be refrigerated.
The spirit guide tells me that eggs are the same in Australia, but perhaps the pointy end is on the other side

There ya go, let's get the obligatory upside-down gag out the way
The second box of eggs on the bottom shelf indicates a tendency to succumb to the temptation of Casinos & a fondness of the whole gangster lifestyle. But the spirits say this fella works & plays hard and the sweet potatoes are a dead give-away of an Apple Mac user who wants to practice Cut/Copy/Paste when he gets some spare time

.

So what's wrong with ordinary pommes? that you feel the need to have sweetened potatoes

anyway there are a couple of emergency beers at the bottom of the door, perfect positioning again

Yes the feng shui of this chiller is very impressive.

Aaargh, no the spiritual link is failing

quickly spirits, help guide me through exfarmers' fridge...

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Originally Posted by exfarmer

Ok, O' great one, holder of the power. What do your psycho powe... Oh, sorry i meant psychic powers tell you about my fridge?
Apart from the obvious that i need to go shopping.

My guide says he is impressed with the range of beers, quite a nice selection.
Old Speckled Hen, Greene King and is that Exmoor Gold?

I'm impressed,

we sometimes get that on tap at my bar - A very nice pint... but i digest

Sausages

that somehow is a connection with a past trade

is that right?
Cheddar (grated) that is symbolic of a Model ID archivist that hates to clean the cheese grater - no bad thing

The jam is perfectly placed in the door shelf where it is handy enuff, but it will still be inclined to grow a nice coat of mould when you do fancy a bit on your toast

- the spirits however are confused by the San Miguel in that impeccably tidy Veg Drawer

confused

Yes, confused.. they seem to think you have either been on holiday or are expecting to go on a journey?

not a long journey..,

but a journey involving a trolley & swift return... Oh, they are fading, but they say with carrier bags?.., plastic bags
does that make sense to you?

Yeah, it would be trite of me to say it - but there i just did

weak

Damn, ya didn't expect anything better of me did you?

Estreeter · June 10th, 2012, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NIN