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September 20th, 2018, 08:58 AM
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September 20th, 2018, 06:21 PM
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Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.
Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long. I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
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September 20th, 2018, 06:38 PM
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You turn my software into Hardware
When I see you I grow ten inches - in my pants! Hey BOOBS Nice girl |
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September 22nd, 2018, 10:46 AM
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Did"nt we meet last week at the STD clinic?
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September 22nd, 2018, 10:57 AM
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I'd like to spam Your inbox...
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September 22nd, 2018, 11:00 AM
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Do you want a tiny piece of me inside you?
Nice pants - are they sprayed on? |
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September 22nd, 2018, 12:00 PM
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Forget "Do you come here often"
Try, and be a gentleman and use proper grammar using "May" instead of "Can" "May I cum on you often" 
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September 22nd, 2018, 01:05 PM
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Do you swallow?
I think you have a problem and I want to be the solution to that problem? |
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September 22nd, 2018, 01:16 PM
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If you're impressed I'm tall maybe ya wanna see how big I am
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September 22nd, 2018, 02:35 PM
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Is that gun or are you just happy to see me?
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