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Old August 27th, 2014, 12:12 AM   #1
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Big Grin Captain Obvious [Game]

Captain Obvious is a captain who says obvious things.


You must say obvious things to be like the Captain

I've pinched this thread idea directly from Maxim9691 at Entropy Music Club, so full creds to him
... and if this isn't a success, I'll know by the lack of replies, obviously!
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Old August 27th, 2014, 12:13 AM   #2
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Old August 27th, 2014, 12:28 AM   #3
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You driving me mad!
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Uli............................Nini!

Joke....NIN! Really!
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Yellow Card Uli this is not obvious


it is a deep sea-cret


erdnuss is nutz
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Nini.........................Uli

Is this correct....Nini?
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Well. This game is off to an awkward start.
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erdnuss is nutz
yes! Nutz- and Zierpflanze (= Commercial and ornamental plant)

Arachis hypogaea

Origin / spread: South America
Widespread in the tropics and subtropics
Habitus: annual, herbaceous plant up to 0, 5m with alternate-arranged twisted feathered leaves from arranged alternately along the stems, up to 6 cm long, oval, medium composed to dark green leaflets. The Golden Butterfly flowers develop mainly in the lower part of the plant in the leaf axils, are open only a few hours and wither after permanent self pollination. A nail-shaped fruit carrier which itself pushes into the ground and after several months, several centimeters deep, developed the peanut surrounded by a wizened, straw, paper thin shell develops from the base of the ovary. Usually located in the cover 2-3 fruits (nuts). Fruit carriers, which are not entered into the ground, train No nuts.
Propagation: Seed
Sowing: General sowing guide the seeds with or without cover approx. 1 cm deep in a lean ground plug (propagation with a high percentage of quartz sand or perlite). The sowing should be bright (sunny), the temperature may rise up to 30 ° C, 20 ° C should not be exceeded during germination, the substrate should be kept as constant slightly moist. In the first months after germination the seedlings very much light and water need!
Sowing time: Spring
Pot / pot culture: Arachis hypogaea groundnut require much heat and Sun, temperatures between 25 and 30 ° C tell her best, a fully sunny site is beneficial. The substrate should be loose, with a high proportion of sand or vermiculite, in order to ensure a good transmission. Waterlogging is not tolerated. The water requirement of the peanut is not particularly high, the root ball should allow dry again and again between the various watering. Fertilized 3-4 weeks about all with a good liquid fertilizer, from the middle of the year may be omitted any fertilization. Details of the winter accounts for there annual!


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