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July 16th, 2014, 05:06 AM | #51 |
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To start a barfight
Your mother and sister both say I'm better in bed than you!
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July 16th, 2014, 01:45 PM | #52 |
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President Richard Nixon once called Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau an 'Asshole'.
Trudeau's response was: "I have been called worse things - by better people!"
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July 16th, 2014, 03:04 PM | #53 |
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TOTKO. If anyone knew what an asshole was, it was Tricky Dick.
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July 16th, 2014, 05:30 PM | #54 |
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I started a couple of fights with this one
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July 16th, 2014, 06:56 PM | #55 |
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You're the sperm your mother should have swallowed
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July 17th, 2014, 02:16 PM | #56 |
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Or one that swam up her rectum
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July 17th, 2014, 06:00 PM | #57 |
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Hmmm.
Dumb as a box of rocks. (This one is particularly useful since it's easy to say even when drunk) Doesn't have the sense God gave lettuce. Proof that evolution is just a theory. Aren't there some farm animals that miss you dearly? And SanteeFats, if you really want to start a bar fight just call him a cunt. Or better yet, call his girlfriend a cunt. A equal opportunity insult that's guaranteed to work every time.
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October 1st, 2018, 11:42 PM | #58 |
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He is part of a braincell timeshare scheme, and its not his turn.
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October 27th, 2018, 08:22 AM | #59 |
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Dave Crosby (C,S,N, and Y) in an interview. People who like Trump have the i.q. of a room thermostat.
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October 27th, 2018, 03:09 PM | #60 |
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I would have asked Dave Crosby if he knew how to spell I.Q.
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