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View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona 106 18.76%
Jordan 159 28.14%
Jodie Marsh 112 19.82%
Posh Spice 112 19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker 159 28.14%
Peaches Geldof 86 15.22%
Kelly Osbourne 151 26.73%
Paris Hilton 136 24.07%
Amy Winehouse 254 44.96%
Other 40 7.08%
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Old August 19th, 2010, 04:10 PM   #51
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I agree 100% Mvasilj. It's not 1998 anymore.

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Old August 19th, 2010, 08:22 PM   #52
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Fran Drescher.

Good looking woman nice figure but she opens that mouth and all bets are off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkp7wsJc8MI
REALLY.. &*%+$=@!!?

Believe me, i will give her something that will make her shut up...
She won't even get a chance to say something...

No, honestly she my type a girl..

Even without make up...





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Old August 19th, 2010, 09:21 PM   #53
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Who couldn't get my bell end shiny even if she dipped it in gloss
I would,.....in a heartbeat




But Jessie Wallace (Sometime UK soap actress)..................I'd rather stick it in a mousetrap
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Old August 20th, 2010, 04:24 PM   #54
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I would,.....in a heartbeat

Well even a turd can look perfectly polished under the right lighting , and with the most up to date technological image altering advancements

Ok how`s this for upping the ante with another Spicy Bag

Melanie ( I warn shipping during heavy fog) Chisholm (That`s Chisholm)



About as feminine as an infected septic tank , and half as interesting.

Also someone who couldn`t get me hot even if she glued my wee soldier to the radiator
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Old August 20th, 2010, 05:37 PM   #55
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Geri Halliwell, the pig ugly ginger winger and lousy singer from that embarrassingly contrived banal band of dross





Who couldn't get my bell end shiny even if she dipped it in gloss
I gotta admit, she's the one Spice Girl I'd go for. To each his own.
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Old August 21st, 2010, 07:34 PM   #56
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Yeah I would but only because as the song goes "if you wanna be my lover you got get with my friends".....the means justify the ends


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A couple of you would actually dip the spice girls

All i can think is some of my brother (Ok a few of you are distant third cousins at best) members are sorely starved for a bit of the old in and out business (Sorry if i got too technical there ).

Hey remember those pics of the so tasty girl power drones , well here's an example of what can be done with camera magic

As in same pig , same month but wow what a difference




Mmmmmm Kelly Osbourne , be still my twitching groin.



Oh wait you are being still.

Holy shit , in fact i think he's gone back up


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Old August 23rd, 2010, 07:48 AM   #58
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If it is then Stevie Wonder must has designed it , while he was high
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Old August 23rd, 2010, 08:12 AM   #59
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If it is then Stevie Wonder must has designed it , while he was high
Looks like he did her make-up, too.
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