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July 13th, 2013, 03:06 AM | #2061 |
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Granted. Emma gives you a year's supply of Bertie Bott's Keep Your Socks Up All Day flavoured beans. Unfortunately you over imbibe on her potion and your shoelaces tighten so much your feet swell up and fall off.
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July 13th, 2013, 07:21 AM | #2062 |
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Spooner Genie grants you a punning clan, who tell stupid jokes in a thick Scottish accent which only gets worse as you begin to understand what they are saying.
I wish that the Jerky Boys would become the next president of the USA.
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July 15th, 2013, 02:02 AM | #2064 | |
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I wish Ann Margaret would quit phoning me and complaining about some nut job with a shovel marked "property of luddite" following her around and asking for a date. |
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July 15th, 2013, 02:52 AM | #2065 | |
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I wish my shovel didn't have more fun with JB than it did with me.
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July 23rd, 2013, 03:56 PM | #2066 | |
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I wish for a highly efficient robot to do all of my yard work for me, while I sit under a shady tree with a nice cold Bass ale.
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July 23rd, 2013, 06:06 PM | #2067 |
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Once again, deaf genie strikes as a highly effemenite robot, like C-3PO, just complains about the amount of yard work needed to be done as Hugo enjoys (?) his old Ass ale. Talk about your skunks...
I wish for sunshine and lollipops.
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July 23rd, 2013, 09:42 PM | #2068 | |
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July 24th, 2013, 12:51 AM | #2069 | |
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I wish Shannon Tweed would come to my house and make a proper apology for starring in the above mentioned movie. |
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Did someone say "Release the hounds"? I wish Shannon Tweed's husband (Gene Simmons) would accompany her to TC095's house wearing his full make-up, and while demonstrating his firebreathing stunt, set fire to 8 or 9 of TC095's cats. Note: If this corruption is filmed, please use moderators dressed as cats so that we don't have any problems.
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