The corrupt a wish game

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish I had something to keep my socks up, too.

Granted. Emma gives you a year's supply of Bertie Bott's Keep Your Socks Up All Day flavoured beans. Unfortunately you over imbibe on her potion and your shoelaces tighten so much your feet swell up and fall off.
I wish I had a cunning plan.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish I had a cunning plan.

Spooner Genie grants you a punning clan, who tell stupid jokes in a thick Scottish accent which only gets worse as you begin to understand what they are saying.

I wish that the Jerky Boys would become the next president of the USA.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by luddite

Spooner Genie grants you a punning clan, who tell stupid jokes in a thick Scottish accent which only gets worse as you begin to understand what they are saying.

lol

Originally Posted by luddite

I wish that the Jerky Boys would become the next president of the USA.

Granted, unfortunately Vladimir takes the call seriously and launches a pre-emptive strike.
I wish I was God, them people would think twice about corrupting my will.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

lol

Granted, unfortunately Vladimir takes the call seriously and launches a pre-emptive strike.
I wish I was God, them people would think twice about corrupting my will.

Granted. Dyslexic Genie makes you a doG, a very small dog. So small Paris Hilton just has to have you. This is great until you meet her very large guard dog and he grins and asks you "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"

I wish Ann Margaret would quit phoning me and complaining about some nut job with a shovel marked "property of luddite" following her around and asking for a date.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Ann Margaret would quit phoning me and complaining about some nut job with a shovel marked "property of luddite" following her around and asking for a date.

Granted. Ann-Margaret will stop dialing the wrong number, so she will never call you again.

I wish my shovel didn't have more fun with JB than it did with me.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. Ann-Margaret will stop dialing the wrong number, so she will never call you again.

I wish my shovel didn't have more fun with JB than it did with me.

Granted. Your shovel is now back in your shed, where it sits, having no fun, cursing your name. I'd watch your back. (And you may want to wash it off.)

I wish for a highly efficient robot to do all of my yard work for me, while I sit under a shady tree with a nice cold Bass ale.

[tygrkhat40]

Once again, deaf genie strikes as a highly effemenite robot, like C-3PO, just complains about the amount of yard work needed to be done as Hugo enjoys (?) his old Ass ale. Talk about your skunks...

I wish for sunshine and lollipops.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Once again, deaf genie strikes as a highly effemenite robot, like C-3PO, just complains about the amount of yard work needed to be done as Hugo enjoys (?) his old Ass ale. Talk about your skunks...

I wish for sunshine and lollipops.

Granted. Sonny "Sunshine" Corleone and Paulie "Lollipops" Gambino are at your front door to collect all that money that you owe to "The Bank".

I wish for the photo seen in Tygrhat40's signature to become a reality in my private swimming pool.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. Sonny "Sunshine" Corleone and Paulie "Lollipops" Gambino are at your front door to collect all that money that you owe to "The Bank".

I wish for the photo seen in Tygrhat40's signature to become a reality in my private swimming pool.

Granted. These ladies are Amazon Cannibal Women In The Avocado Jungle Of Death.

I wish Shannon Tweed would come to my house and make a proper apology for starring in the above mentioned movie.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish Shannon Tweed would come to my house and make a proper apology for starring in the above mentioned movie.

Shannon Tweed has agreed in principal, but first you have to come to her house and apologise for what you did to her centerfold.
Did someone say "Release the hounds"?

I wish Shannon Tweed's husband (Gene Simmons) would accompany her to TC095's house wearing his full make-up, and while demonstrating his firebreathing stunt, set fire to 8 or 9 of TC095's cats.

Note: If this corruption is filmed, please use moderators dressed as cats so that we don't have any problems.