The corrupt a wish game

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

Granted. TCO95 was given a HUGE transfer payment to change teams. But just like Andy Carroll he refuses to perform. He did ,however, spend the money on a new home, car and evenings with Angel Dark.

I wish the truck-f**king drag queens at VEF would send me another transfer payment for my private airplane.

Angry Genie has frozen your bank account and seized your assets. The payment was contingent on you servicing the Genies, the admins, the mods and all the members of VEF. Angel's checks bounced, and now she is charging you with rape.

I wish TCO95's sexual experiences in prison don't count towards the transfer payment, unless they are with VEF members.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Angry Genie has frozen your bank account and seized your assets. The payment was contingent on you servicing the Genies, the admins, the mods and all the members of VEF. Angel's checks bounced, and now she is charging you with rape.

I wish TCO95's sexual experiences in prison don't count towards the transfer payment, unless they are with VEF members.

Granted. However, Angels' heavy Czech accent confuses the courts. When she said "Last night he tie my wrists." they heard "Luddite, he's a terrorist." Where upon he is immediately jailed for seditious behaviour. TCO95 uses the distraction to escape with Michelle Pfeiffer to a tropical island.

I wish to be recognized by the natives of the tropical island as a God and therefor unable to be extradited.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish to be recognized by the natives of the tropical island as a God and therefor unable to be extradited.

Granted. The natives are cannibals. and God is their word for dinner.

I wish that all the cannibals would get explosive diarrhea and Angel Dark would get a translator.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted. The natives are cannibals. and God is their word for dinner.

I wish that all the cannibals would get explosive diarrhea and Angel Dark would get a translator.

Granted. Thankfully the natives got deathly ill before consuming their new god. To show Genie her appreciation, Michelle Pfeiffer moves TCO95 into her Beverly Hills mansion and is now Angel Dark's translator. She promises not to hold a grudge.

I wish all the dinosaurs to come back so I can have a brontosaurus burger.

[tygrkhat40]

Granted. Since you wished for all the dinos to come back, instead of a brontoburger, you become a canape for a T-rex.

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

[HugoHackenbush]

Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Granted. Since you wished for all the dinos to come back, instead of a brontoburger, you become a canape for a T-rex.

I wish my farts smelled like roses.

Granted. However Rose is wondering how you knew what her farts smelled like. She's calling the cops.

I wish for free tickets to all the Olympic events, free first class airfare, and a free suite at the best hotel in London.

[TCO95]

Originally Posted by HugoHackenbush

Granted. However Rose is wondering how you knew what her farts smelled like. She's calling the cops.

I wish for free tickets to all the Olympic events, free first class airfare, and a free suite at the best hotel in London.

Granted. The police convinced the games organizers to send you all those items to get you back to London. Beyond "Keep him away from the whipped cream and licorice." they won't say why.

I wish saying "Abracadaver" would get beautiful women to give me their honour and their purse.

[luddite]

Originally Posted by TCO95

I wish saying "Abracadaver" would get beautiful women to give me their honour and their purse.

Granted, but it only works on dead women.

I wish men with large penises could become millionaires.

[@llatse@]

Originally Posted by luddite

Granted, but it only works on dead women.

I wish men with large penises could become millionaires.

They do the lucky so and so's get to work in the Zimbabwean Dollar factory where their penises go flaccid trying to keep up with demand.

I wish to make a porn workout video with Cindy Crawford

[tygrkhat40]

As you wish. You're third key grip in the crew.

I wish to be the lead male performer in a porn workout video with Cindy Crawford.