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**bloke57** · April 27th, 2017, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

I hated my job as an origami teacher. Too much paperwork.

That's why your business folded.

(P.S. You had me in creases

)

**gedly** · April 27th, 2017, 11:02 PM

What do you call bacteria that listen to classical music and watch opera and Shakespeare plays? Cultured.

**captpike** · April 27th, 2017, 11:52 PM

**Staffsyeoman** · April 28th, 2017, 03:51 AM

I met my wife on the net. We were both rubbish trapeze artists.

**rosestone** · April 28th, 2017, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

He'll be spending a period in jail..

At least he won't get Capital punishment.

**bloke57** · April 28th, 2017, 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rosestone

At least he won't get Capital punishment.

That's why it wasn't heard in the High Court.

It was a lower case.

**gmcbee** · April 28th, 2017, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

That's why it wasn't heard in the High Court.

It was a lower case.

Comma on, now. That was horrid.

**bp666** · April 28th, 2017, 07:39 PM

The worst time to have a heart attack is...

...during a game of charades...

**maildude** · April 28th, 2017, 07:52 PM

Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the P is silent.

Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A: A Private Tutor.

Q: What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A: A can't opener.

Q: What do they call a bad neighborhood in Italy?
A: A Spaghetto.

Q: What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
A: Dam.

**captpike** · April 29th, 2017, 11:47 AM

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April 27th, 2017, 11:02 PM	#12172
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,232 Thanks: 19,867 Thanked 69,271 Times in 3,169 Posts	What do you call bacteria that listen to classical music and watch opera and Shakespeare plays? Cultured.

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April 28th, 2017, 07:39 PM	#12178
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,073 Thanks: 77,400 Thanked 14,178 Times in 1,074 Posts	The worst time to have a heart attack is... ...during a game of charades...