What annoys you the most ? - Page 1117

**ManofKent** · October 7th, 2017, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Where the lamp may lie down with the iron (Isaiah 11:6...ish!)

Maybe it will end up in Silicon Heaven, according to Kryten?

Apart from the calculators, where do they go?

Sam Spade · October 7th, 2017, 05:03 PM

The N.R.A.

PatentHappy · October 7th, 2017, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by rewbear

You put mustard...on a blister

It's pretty tasteless without the mustard.

Then again, tastelessness is in the eye of a bee holder who looked too close, I suppose.

**Devius** · October 8th, 2017, 06:27 AM

Guess I'll be at work tomorrow then...

The main €190m (£168m) Euromillions jackpot, which had been rolling over for more than a month, has gone to a single ticket holder in Spain.
While British punters missed out on the big prize (like a certain VEF member ), four UK ticket holders matched five numbers and one lucky star to win £900,571 each.

The winning numbers were 01, 09, 15, 19 and 25 and lucky star numbers 01 and 07.

Details:
http://news.sky.com/story/euromillio...spain-11070565

OK - I'm only slightly annoyed on losing out....

**rupertramjet** · October 8th, 2017, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by forfucksake

I'm wondering if you are in Britain?
That sounds like something a chav would do.

Yes it was in Britain, but sadly abuse of the disabled is a World Wide thing, and it takes ordinary folk like us to make a stand!

**Arturo2nd** · October 8th, 2017, 11:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Devius

Guess I'll be at work tomorrow then...

...

OK - I'm only slightly annoyed on losing out....

At one point it came to me that God thinks I would just get into trouble if given a large sum of money all at once. Given my relationship choices and some of my fantasies, He Or She is probably right.

The truth can set you free, but is more likely to annoy the hell out of you.

**Roubignol** · October 9th, 2017, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian249x

At one point it came to me that God thinks I would just get into trouble if given a large sum of money all at once. Given my relationship choices and some of my fantasies, He Or She is probably right.

The truth can set you free, but is more likely to annoy the hell out of you.

In Switzerland, when someone won several millions, the lottery proposes to the winner to get psychological help and financial advices.

How many winners finished totally ruined, destroyed their old friendships and even family because of millions?

About 30 years ago, there was an extremely lucky woman who won two times the big jackpot of the French national lottery. According to her it was thanks her pendulum.

She gave an interview after her incredible second winning. She seemed to have her head well on her shoulders. With her money she decided to manage the children local soccer club.

She explained that after winning her first jackpot, members of her family that she NEVER heard during her life (she was about 60 years old when she won for the first time), knocked at her door, to tell her that they were family members and it was time for her to help them.

**rupertramjet** · October 9th, 2017, 11:03 AM

My ex shared a lottery Jackpot of £8.5 million, I was going to phone her and ask if her promise of a Bentley still stood, but thought that being told to go forth and multiply might be once to often! That said, they got support and advice from Camelot, which included advice on investment, and how to deal with the begging letters and family members who would want a pay out!

She used her share to move out of the house I paid for, I got nothing back!, and to pay off the mortgages of our two daughters, so my gorgeous grand daughters are secure and that folks is what really matters to me.

Had I won that jackpot, I would have been using the money to better the lives of a lot of people! Oh yeah, I would have bought the Bentley too!

forfucksake · October 10th, 2017, 05:57 AM

I can't believe how quickly this thread has taken off.
1175 pages after only a couple of days.
Obviously there are a lot of dissatisfied customers out there.
One of you probably talks to god so maybe you should let him know about the high level of pissoffidness in the peoples.

**cicciobuki** · October 10th, 2017, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by forfucksake

I can't believe how quickly this thread has taken off.
1175 pages after only a couple of days.

Yeah, only 3388 days. How they flew by!

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October 8th, 2017, 06:27 AM	#11164
Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,507 Thanks: 142,113 Thanked 228,339 Times in 23,541 Posts	Annoyed? You bet... Guess I'll be at work tomorrow then... The main €190m (£168m) Euromillions jackpot, which had been rolling over for more than a month, has gone to a single ticket holder in Spain. While British punters missed out on the big prize (like a certain VEF member ), four UK ticket holders matched five numbers and one lucky star to win £900,571 each. The winning numbers were 01, 09, 15, 19 and 25 and lucky star numbers 01 and 07. Details: http://news.sky.com/story/euromillio...spain-11070565 OK - I'm only slightly annoyed on losing out.... __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995) Last edited by Devius; October 8th, 2017 at 06:33 AM.. Reason: Spelling

October 9th, 2017, 11:03 AM	#11168
rupertramjet R.I.P. Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Cloud cuckoo land Posts: 4,300 Thanks: 26,852 Thanked 54,117 Times in 4,288 Posts	My ex shared a lottery Jackpot of £8.5 million, I was going to phone her and ask if her promise of a Bentley still stood, but thought that being told to go forth and multiply might be once to often! That said, they got support and advice from Camelot, which included advice on investment, and how to deal with the begging letters and family members who would want a pay out! She used her share to move out of the house I paid for, I got nothing back!, and to pay off the mortgages of our two daughters, so my gorgeous grand daughters are secure and that folks is what really matters to me. Had I won that jackpot, I would have been using the money to better the lives of a lot of people! Oh yeah, I would have bought the Bentley too!

October 10th, 2017, 05:57 AM	#11169
forfucksake Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 401 Thanks: 131 Thanked 2,778 Times in 375 Posts	I can't believe how quickly this thread has taken off. 1175 pages after only a couple of days. Obviously there are a lot of dissatisfied customers out there. One of you probably talks to god so maybe you should let him know about the high level of pissoffidness in the peoples.