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I discovered these, about how to write decent limericks, when looking through some old threads posted on the alt.jokes.limericks newsgroup.
"And, for fun, here is Mr. Malo's Lawrence Welk tutorial on limericks: an' a-one an' a-two an' a-three an' a-one an' a-two an' a-three an' a-one an' a-two an' a-one an' a-two an' a-one an' a-two an' a-three (effing) Easy as Easy can Be when a Dumb hunky Polack like Me with a Head made of Wood can write Lim'ricks this Good so just Practice a Lot and you'll See - Mr. Malo" |
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She grabbed it, and that's when it wriggled. "Oh my goodness," she cried. "Now what's wrong?" he replied. "You're caudate," she gasped: then she giggled. - bestswanbird To be caudate is to possess a tail or a tail-like appendage. OOEERR! Well, gents, aren't we the lucky ones. |
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