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October 2nd, 2017, 07:10 PM	#2461
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cuzzyman927 Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Down at the "Y" Posts: 33,073 Thanks: 390,390 Thanked 1,111,442 Times in 36,682 Posts	4202: Do us both a favor and use some Krazy Glue instead of Poly Grip on your dentures, that clicking noise they make while you're sucking my dick is very annoying! __________________

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Do us both a favor and use some Krazy Glue instead of Poly Grip on your dentures, that clicking noise they make while you're sucking my dick is very annoying!

4202b: On second thought, take the teeth out. Gimme a gummer!

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October 4th, 2017, 02:12 PM	#2465
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