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Old July 10th, 2017, 08:47 PM   #4701
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1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
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1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
8. PT Cruiser-so ugly
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Cars you really don't like.

1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
8. PT Cruiser-so ugly
9. Any Hummer model
10.
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Cars you really don't like.

1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
8. PT Cruiser-so ugly
9. Any Hummer model
10. Holden Barina
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1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
8. PT Cruiser-so ugly
9. Any Hummer model
10. Holden Barina
11. Porshe drivers. (why isn't me!)
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1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
8. PT Cruiser-so ugly (sez you )
9. Any Hummer model
10. Holden Barina
11. Porshe drivers. (why isn't me!)
12. Pontiac Aztek, ugly as sin
13.
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1. Hyundai, all of them.
2. Everything Asian
3. Any of the buggers parked in front of my driveway Lazy bastards
4. Vauxhall Viva in pale blue
5. Mercedes - they have Mercedes drivers
6. That slow moving one in front of you being driven by someone wearing a flat cap
7. BMW drivers
8. PT Cruiser-so ugly (sez you )
9. Any Hummer model
10. Holden Barina
11. Porshe drivers. (why isn't me!)
12. Pontiac Aztek, ugly as sin
13. Volvos

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