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Estreeter · September 22nd, 2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by tygrkhat40

Saturday Night Live did a skit about aliens finding the Voyager record and playing it. The first message from the aliens was "MORE CHUCK BERRY!"

And further to that story, SNL sent a link back to the aliens to the magical VEF thread titled ...Chuck Berry Pissed All Over A Woman, and then Farted Loudly

**SanteeFats** · September 22nd, 2016, 01:44 PM

TM a typical American reaction to most any thing. It could be hostile so let's get ready to kill it.

**trailmaster** · September 22nd, 2016, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by SanteeFats

TM a typical American reaction to most any thing. It could be hostile so let's get ready to kill it.

If you are referring to my last two posts you know that a hostile and horrible alien is on its way to destroy us. Just wait. I am about to enter the next phase of this story!

**trailmaster** · September 22nd, 2016, 10:14 PM

And In Other News Today. Commander we are now within 3 months of getting to Earth. Our long range atomic telescopes have revealed many things we neve saw on that gold disc. These creatures that call themselves Humans are the most horrible looking creatures I have ever seen. Our Galactic zoo at home has creatures from thousands of worlds and none of them are as sickening looking as these foul humans. We will take great pleasure in detroying them and then raping their planet of its minerals. They do not deserve this planet they call Earth. It has three times the land mass of our world and 10 times the water. How could these disgusting creatures have evolved on such a fine planet. The Commander says " I can hardly wait until we get there too. There is still so much to plan so much to do."

**SanteeFats** · September 22nd, 2016, 10:16 PM

So Tm just what prescription meds aren't you taking at this time??

**trailmaster** · September 22nd, 2016, 10:42 PM

Unlike the rest of you guys who have kind of a messed up confined type of thinking, my brain has the images of probably 10,000 movies and t.v. shows and critters that I saw on all the 223 trails that I hiked over a 7 year period in 11 Northeastern Illinois counties, and all the creatures that I see everywhere, that all you other guys just are oblivious of. All of these images that flood my brain enable me to just think up these elaborate posts. You poor, poor other members
can't even begin to appreciate the mind of:

TrailMaster

**SanteeFats** · September 23rd, 2016, 03:48 PM

In other news Santee reminds TM that he is not the only one who has hiked or even backpacked through nature. Santee has backpacked Yosemite, Kings Canyon, and just a few others. Santee has had very up close and semi personal run ins with bears, marmots, deer, cougars and a whole bunch of other varmints. I have seen some nasty stuff as well including dead babies floating, men drowning from the side effects of using Hong Kong Rock heroine (they drown in their own blood and body fluids), and babies being born (that is nasty).
So enough third person and cheery stuff.

**trailmaster** · September 24th, 2016, 12:58 PM

And In Other News Today. The aliens have finally arrived at Earth, but they are suprised to find that Earth is a lot bigger than they thought.It is almost 100 times the size of their planet. They examine the surface with their atomic telescopes and discover something that their scientitsts never anticipated. The size differential. When they first encountered Voyager they thought it was a derelick spaceship with this enormous 100 foot long golden disc. Now they know that the humans are like giants to them, 100 times their size. Their 10 mile wide spaceship to the humans is just a ship a few hundred feet wide. Before they can react a nuclear missle hits them in orbit and obliterates them in an h-bomb explosion. They really were dumb aliens!!

**@llatse@** · September 25th, 2016, 09:59 AM

In other news........Newly re-elected leader of the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn........has announced for his next trick he will hula hoop thru' a ring of fire dressed as Krusty the Klown whilst whistling a mash up of I wish I was in Dixie and The Red Flag...........and then he'll be having a tattoo of Tony Blair placed on his butt cheeks.....so he can really stick it to the Middle Class everytime he sits down.

**trailmaster** · October 21st, 2016, 12:55 PM

And In Other News Today; wait a minute I'm not at work. I was just about to get into my bed, but where is this place? I see a great blue sky, but where is the Sun?. There is no grass, no plants, no shrubs, no trees, no hills or mountains in the distance, and what is this surface that I am on. It is not concrete, stone, wood, asphalt, ballast,. Wait maybe this is some weird dream. They say that when you think your in a dream to pinch yourself and you will wake up. Ow! That hurt and I am still here. Could I be dead. ? Did I have an accident in the newsroom and I am in the afterlife. This does not look like heaven or hell. Hallo, Hallo, anyone there!! Well let's keep walking, something may show up. Hours go by and nothing. I am not even thirsty or hungry. You know, this is like a Twilight Zone episode: A man wakes up in a stange place and does not know where he is. That is exactly what is happening to me. I look up. There are no clouds, there is no wind,and still no Sun. What is giving light to this place? I am not even tired from my walking. If this is some type of purgatory, is my punishment to walk forever in this nowhere land?Story to be continued:

September 25th, 2016, 09:59 AM	#249
@llatse@ Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Over the hills and far away Posts: 2,150 Thanks: 7,750 Thanked 24,861 Times in 2,098 Posts	In other news........Newly re-elected leader of the Labour Party, Jeremy Corbyn........has announced for his next trick he will hula hoop thru' a ring of fire dressed as Krusty the Klown whilst whistling a mash up of I wish I was in Dixie and The Red Flag...........and then he'll be having a tattoo of Tony Blair placed on his butt cheeks.....so he can really stick it to the Middle Class everytime he sits down. __________________ Lord, we might end up dead or worse, poor Last edited by @llatse@; September 26th, 2016 at 08:46 AM..

September 22nd, 2016, 01:44 PM	#242
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 814,017 Times in 60,881 Posts	TM a typical American reaction to most any thing. It could be hostile so let's get ready to kill it.

September 22nd, 2016, 10:14 PM	#244
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,280 Times in 60,078 Posts	And In Other News Today. Commander we are now within 3 months of getting to Earth. Our long range atomic telescopes have revealed many things we neve saw on that gold disc. These creatures that call themselves Humans are the most horrible looking creatures I have ever seen. Our Galactic zoo at home has creatures from thousands of worlds and none of them are as sickening looking as these foul humans. We will take great pleasure in detroying them and then raping their planet of its minerals. They do not deserve this planet they call Earth. It has three times the land mass of our world and 10 times the water. How could these disgusting creatures have evolved on such a fine planet. The Commander says " I can hardly wait until we get there too. There is still so much to plan so much to do."

September 22nd, 2016, 10:16 PM	#245
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 814,017 Times in 60,881 Posts	So Tm just what prescription meds aren't you taking at this time??

September 22nd, 2016, 10:42 PM	#246
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,280 Times in 60,078 Posts	Unlike the rest of you guys who have kind of a messed up confined type of thinking, my brain has the images of probably 10,000 movies and t.v. shows and critters that I saw on all the 223 trails that I hiked over a 7 year period in 11 Northeastern Illinois counties, and all the creatures that I see everywhere, that all you other guys just are oblivious of. All of these images that flood my brain enable me to just think up these elaborate posts. You poor, poor other members can't even begin to appreciate the mind of: TrailMaster

September 23rd, 2016, 03:48 PM	#247
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,833 Thanks: 281,852 Thanked 814,017 Times in 60,881 Posts	In other news Santee reminds TM that he is not the only one who has hiked or even backpacked through nature. Santee has backpacked Yosemite, Kings Canyon, and just a few others. Santee has had very up close and semi personal run ins with bears, marmots, deer, cougars and a whole bunch of other varmints. I have seen some nasty stuff as well including dead babies floating, men drowning from the side effects of using Hong Kong Rock heroine (they drown in their own blood and body fluids), and babies being born (that is nasty). So enough third person and cheery stuff.

September 24th, 2016, 12:58 PM	#248
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,280 Times in 60,078 Posts	And In Other News Today. The aliens have finally arrived at Earth, but they are suprised to find that Earth is a lot bigger than they thought.It is almost 100 times the size of their planet. They examine the surface with their atomic telescopes and discover something that their scientitsts never anticipated. The size differential. When they first encountered Voyager they thought it was a derelick spaceship with this enormous 100 foot long golden disc. Now they know that the humans are like giants to them, 100 times their size. Their 10 mile wide spaceship to the humans is just a ship a few hundred feet wide. Before they can react a nuclear missle hits them in orbit and obliterates them in an h-bomb explosion. They really were dumb aliens!!

October 21st, 2016, 12:55 PM	#250
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,904 Thanks: 1,329,092 Thanked 707,280 Times in 60,078 Posts	And In Other News Today; wait a minute I'm not at work. I was just about to get into my bed, but where is this place? I see a great blue sky, but where is the Sun?. There is no grass, no plants, no shrubs, no trees, no hills or mountains in the distance, and what is this surface that I am on. It is not concrete, stone, wood, asphalt, ballast,. Wait maybe this is some weird dream. They say that when you think your in a dream to pinch yourself and you will wake up. Ow! That hurt and I am still here. Could I be dead. ? Did I have an accident in the newsroom and I am in the afterlife. This does not look like heaven or hell. Hallo, Hallo, anyone there!! Well let's keep walking, something may show up. Hours go by and nothing. I am not even thirsty or hungry. You know, this is like a Twilight Zone episode: A man wakes up in a stange place and does not know where he is. That is exactly what is happening to me. I look up. There are no clouds, there is no wind,and still no Sun. What is giving light to this place? I am not even tired from my walking. If this is some type of purgatory, is my punishment to walk forever in this nowhere land?Story to be continued: