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January 2nd, 2012, 11:23 PM | #1011 |
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Granted. You toss in a DVD of Daisy Chain, and fast forward to the scene with Karen Summer, Crystal Breeze and Peter North. Hot, hot, HOT!
I wish I could have been in that scene instead of Pete.
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January 3rd, 2012, 02:30 AM | #1012 | |
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I wish I could think of a really nasty wish.
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January 3rd, 2012, 10:16 AM | #1013 | |
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I wish I didn't have to go back to work this evening.....no more holidays
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January 3rd, 2012, 10:39 AM | #1014 | |
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You are back on twenty-year 'holiday' at a Siberian gulag, followed by a five-year stint as the lowest 'punk' in a Turkish jail. I wish for Mountain Gorillas to make a David Attenborough documentary.
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January 3rd, 2012, 07:01 PM | #1015 | |
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I wish SH has to clean up the mess.
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January 3rd, 2012, 07:40 PM | #1016 |
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He does and he uses your head as the broom.
I wish I understood quantum physics (I've watched Dr Brian Cox TV prog 3 times now and I'm more confused than ever)
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January 3rd, 2012, 07:58 PM | #1017 | |
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Brian Cox decides to take you under his wing in the style of the ancient Greek philosophers. They believed that a master would impart knowledge to his student via anal sex. Ouch. I wish the Large Hadron Collider discovered the Higg's Boson rather quicker.
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January 3rd, 2012, 08:33 PM | #1018 | |
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I wish we'd get away from the anal sex and physics angle
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January 3rd, 2012, 08:38 PM | #1019 | |
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We drop the physics, but you can have anal sex from any angle. I wish David Bellamy had a beard made of sphagnum.
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I wish Max Joker would untie the hitchhikers in his basement.
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