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October 22nd, 2011, 06:22 PM
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Try captioning this!
 Shirley is going to redefine the term "Hand puppet". She's thinking, "I can get the nose in if I open wide enough" "Now I know why Velma Dinkley allways liked Scooby Doo!"
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October 22nd, 2011, 06:30 PM
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The puppet is saying,"The difference between You and I is,I can only take one hand..."
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October 22nd, 2011, 06:36 PM
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Shirley is saying, why the long face I could make you really happy.
The puppet is saying, Shirley you can't be serious |
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October 22nd, 2011, 06:49 PM
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"so you say you lick pussy"
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October 22nd, 2011, 09:20 PM
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"Doggy, of course."
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October 24th, 2011, 03:10 AM
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You can lick your own genitals? Funny. I never knew humans could do that. |
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October 24th, 2011, 05:07 AM
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Shirley: "HAVOC!!!"
Puppet: "Then let slip the dogs of war"
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October 24th, 2011, 07:00 PM
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Shirley says, "I like my sex ROUGH, ROUGH!!
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October 24th, 2011, 07:22 PM
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Shirley was both shocked and amazed when the puppeteer rose from the back of the chair (clapping his hands) revealing that the "sock puppet" she had been talking to was
indeed hanging from his waistline. "boing!" |
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October 24th, 2011, 07:52 PM
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No! YOU look like a dog!
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