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August 2nd, 2017, 10:15 PM	#12571
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,236 Thanks: 19,903 Thanked 69,345 Times in 3,173 Posts	Mortuaries? Well I wouldn't be seen dead in them!

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August 3rd, 2017, 03:27 PM	#12572
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August 3rd, 2017, 04:02 PM	#12573
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,271 Thanks: 34,203 Thanked 26,786 Times in 2,162 Posts	Unfortunately, the summer outing for the local self-harm therapy group is now fully booked. I bet those who didn't get tickets are kicking themselves.

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August 3rd, 2017, 04:32 PM	#12574
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,271 Thanks: 34,203 Thanked 26,786 Times in 2,162 Posts	I saw the local dyslexic Yorkshireman out and about the other day; he had his cat flap on.

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August 3rd, 2017, 04:59 PM	#12575
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,184 Thanks: 773,249 Thanked 856,388 Times in 57,614 Posts	I had a cardiac transplant booked at the Gene Pitney Hospital but an animal stole the donor organ-Something's gotten hold of My heart.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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August 3rd, 2017, 06:45 PM	#12576
WURZ Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 335 Thanks: 4,302 Thanked 9,673 Times in 306 Posts	My girlfriend thinks that I can't mend electrical appliances..... Well, she's in for a shock.... __________________ FTW..AFU

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August 3rd, 2017, 10:05 PM	#12577
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,712 Thanks: 66,350 Thanked 210,191 Times in 15,752 Posts	I just got the day off from work I have a funeral to attend. It's Wurz's girlfriend's.

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August 4th, 2017, 11:20 AM	#12578
tun Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,724 Thanks: 14,856 Thanked 165,596 Times in 4,743 Posts	Bad luck to the English ladies team in not scoring against the Netherlands - for their defence they parked the bus -well, a single Dekker and three Vans, all experienced internationals. Those Dutch caps proved too much of an impenetrable barrier.

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August 5th, 2017, 10:30 PM	#12580
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or South Carolina Posts: 1,175 Thanks: 80,432 Thanked 47,316 Times in 1,164 Posts	A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy. I'm still not over the pig.) ... __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Looking for more of or about her? Due to recent changes I will be limited on my reups lost most of my collection To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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