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July 23rd, 2017, 02:42 PM | #12541 |
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When my boss was recruiting we once got CVs from David Bowie and Freddie Mercury. They both said that they worked well Under Pressure.
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July 24th, 2017, 08:34 AM | #12542 |
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I was given a leaflet the other day on anger management.
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July 24th, 2017, 04:22 PM | #12543 |
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July 24th, 2017, 06:57 PM | #12544 |
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July 24th, 2017, 07:25 PM | #12545 |
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July 25th, 2017, 03:06 AM | #12546 |
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To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Where's my Illudium PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator? |
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July 26th, 2017, 10:20 AM | #12547 |
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I was also included wile auditioning David B. and Freddie M. and I told those guys that my favorite chord ever, is the K#majAb.
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July 26th, 2017, 10:43 AM | #12548 |
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My boss yelled "You've been late 5 times this week! Do you know what that means?" Apparently "It's Friday" wasn't the correct answer.
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July 26th, 2017, 10:45 AM | #12549 |
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Son: I've been suspended from school for swearing.
Me: What did you say? Son: The 'C' word. Me: Well that wasn't clever was it. Son: No, it was cunt. |
July 26th, 2017, 10:46 AM | #12550 |
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I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay this morning and thought to myself... I wonder what his handicap is?
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