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**sandhunter** · August 24th, 2015, 05:42 PM

And in other news today , a turtle beat the hare in a race

I think he cheated.

**SanteeFats** · August 24th, 2015, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sandhunter

And in other news today , a turtle beat the hare in a race

I think he cheated.

Unfortunately after the landing the menu offered turtle soup. RIP.

**SanteeFats** · August 25th, 2015, 03:21 PM

In other news scientists have discovered that nothing goes better with bacon than bacon.
A lot of us already had that figured out.

**SanteeFats** · September 3rd, 2015, 01:29 AM

In other news.
For the fourth year in a row North Korea's national airline Air Koryo has won(?) the worst airline in the world.
Now I am not an aviation engineer but I think I see the problem. Do you??

**Ghaleon** · September 4th, 2015, 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandhunter

And in other news today , a turtle beat the hare in a race

I think he cheated.

In a related story ....

Tortoise Racing League (TRL) commissioner Slo Mo Smith announced that he is launching a multi-million dollar "independent" investigation that should take about nine months.

When asked why so long, Commissioner Smith replied, "Hey, we're turtles! We don't do fast!"

**ubu55** · September 6th, 2015, 02:07 AM

Didn't even have to make this one up...

Man disabled by 19-inch penis:
Massive member cripples gifted owner

http://www.examiner.com/article/man-...quivel-cabrera

Quote:

Women want it. Men envy it. But the guy with the huge penis hates his. In fact, one Mexican man is disabled by his 19-inch penis, reported Medical Daily on September 1. His massive member cripples Roberto Esquivel Cabrera. But don't laugh. It's not funny, says Cabrera. He can't find clothes to fit his foot-and-a-half shaft. Pants won't stay zipped because the head of his penis is 10 inches wide! Maybe you're tempted to wonder, where's the problem? But stop and think about the negative logistics.

Cabrera says they are many. He can't find employment, not even at his church, thanks to his long penis. He feels like the elephant man with a big growth that he has to drag everywhere. Even at flaccid it hangs below his knee. It's just plain in the way and makes doing normal tasks difficult. The poor guy has to live on government assistance because his penis makes him unfit for many jobs. Imagine having to write that on your paperwork as the reason for needing help!

And having a generously endowed crotch doesn't help in the romance department either. Women aren't attracted to his mammoth member, they are repulsed. They think he's some kind of freak. Evidently there were accusations that all his penis talk was just bragging, so Cabrera shared his x-ray. It verifies that the size isn't just due to excess skin. He's seeking medical attention to get downsized.

But Cabrera is at least open about his whopping wiener. He doesn't have much choice as it's a conversation piece. He hopes to at least get mileage from it by getting in the Guinness Book of World Records. The current largest one in 13.5 and Cabrera has that beat by 5 inches!

**SanteeFats** · September 17th, 2015, 07:02 PM

In other news today a rare pairing between a tiger and a gorilla has resulted in this.

Originally posted by sandhunter.
The biggest question is what the hell have tygrhat and SanteeFats been doing??

**tygrkhat40** · September 18th, 2015, 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanteeFats

In other news today a rare pairing between a tiger and a gorilla has resulted in this.

Originally posted by sandhunter.
The biggest question is what the hell have tygrhat and SanteeFats been doing??

Don't ask, don't tell.

**sandhunter** · September 18th, 2015, 05:32 PM

In other news today, new evidence has surfaced showing how
Cecil the lion actually met his end ( cage fighting with someone familiar)

**SanteeFats** · October 9th, 2015, 06:51 PM

We switch to this new test from the medical community. Take it and see how you do.

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August 24th, 2015, 05:42 PM	#71
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	And in other news today , a turtle beat the hare in a race I think he cheated.

August 25th, 2015, 03:21 PM	#73
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,817 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news scientists have discovered that nothing goes better with bacon than bacon. A lot of us already had that figured out.

September 3rd, 2015, 01:29 AM	#74
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,817 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news. For the fourth year in a row North Korea's national airline Air Koryo has won(?) the worst airline in the world. Now I am not an aviation engineer but I think I see the problem. Do you??

September 17th, 2015, 07:02 PM	#77
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,817 Times in 60,861 Posts	In other news today a rare pairing between a tiger and a gorilla has resulted in this. Originally posted by sandhunter. The biggest question is what the hell have tygrhat and SanteeFats been doing??

October 9th, 2015, 06:51 PM	#80
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,817 Times in 60,861 Posts	We switch to this new test from the medical community. Take it and see how you do.