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**Oluf Sand** · February 8th, 2010, 08:26 PM

I "stole" some of my father's porn magazines and videos some years ago, and I guess that either he didn't know or he didn't care that I had them.

JerryFalwell · February 8th, 2010, 10:03 PM

I had a friend who was a dirty old man at 10. His hen-pecked father bought PH and PB (and, occasionally, others) to aggravate his wife. My friend had full access to them.

bbinc121 · February 9th, 2010, 02:14 AM

my old man was cool when i was 11years old he and my mom split up he gave me his hole collection of magazine he had a lot of play*** and pen**** he told me don"t tell your mother and i didn"t say a word i know that is way i like the retro stuff so much like old leg show and black stockings i can remember before they split he cought me taking them from his closet i thought he was going to kick my ass he just look at me and said that mine if you want to look ask first don"t just take them and if i want you to have them i will give them to you and so he did thanks dad

Alvin Lucifer · February 9th, 2010, 04:00 AM

Oh yeah, as addressed in earlier posts. Dad amassed a huge collection of skin mags over the years. I found them. He knew I found them, and he didn't care. One time I swiped a new issue of H*stler and he wasn't quite, erm, finished with it. He just went into my room while I was at school, and retrieved it from under the bed, along with the other PB, PH, Cl*bs, and H*stler's I pilfered over the past coupla years. I was nervous about this 'cos I though he was going to give me some kind of hell. Next day I found the balance of the mags, sans the new H*stler issue he wanted back, on the shelf near the door in my room! So the message was: I don't care if you look at my porn, but I get to look at it first. There was a pecking order in the house -- and he was the biggest pecker!

He also had a vibrator under his bed, but I thought the old man was kinda gross, so I didn't want to play with the thing. The idea seemed a little incestuous anyway.

donmega · February 9th, 2010, 12:20 PM

Yep, after some older friends showed me their dads porno collection, I was curious to see if mine had anything. Sure enough, I didnt have to look far. my mind was blown. days home alone after that were never boring.

Still looking for the first porno I ever seen. I only remember one scene and the transitional scene. It would be nice to see what started it all off when i was younger.

whateverman · February 10th, 2010, 03:54 AM

LOL I remember my friend's grandmother's BF had a huge stash of vintage playboys in a clothes hamper in their bathroom. Always had plans of waking up in the middle of the night to get a peak but never did.

sdlonyerg · February 20th, 2010, 03:55 AM

yeah my dad had plenty of porno mags under his bed use to steal them and go up the park to have a look see, but the best haul was me and 4 other friends were walking in a apple orchard one day and came across a carrier bag full or porno mags and videos (it was the fucking jackpot), we ended up camping nearby so we could divide them up... all gone now though

**billybunter** · February 20th, 2010, 11:44 AM

I don't think I know a bloke whose Dad didn't have a porn stash. My Da did, and yes I used to borrow them.

hogboy69 · February 20th, 2010, 11:49 AM

Found my Dads stash, never knew if he realised i'd found it though ?
I remember one mag had a what i now know to be a Suzanne pritchard feature, i think she's responsible for my Nylon fetish -) and large boobs
Would love to get some back issues of Bachelor and Tonight mags.

buggeration · February 20th, 2010, 02:17 PM

Don't know if this counts but I found poloroids of my older sister, obviously taken by an ex bf, depicting her in a number of open legged poses.

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February 8th, 2010, 08:26 PM	#11
Oluf Sand Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Scandinavia Posts: 407 Thanks: 5,852 Thanked 9,369 Times in 404 Posts	I "stole" some of my father's porn magazines and videos some years ago, and I guess that either he didn't know or he didn't care that I had them.

February 8th, 2010, 10:03 PM	#12
JerryFalwell Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 116 Thanks: 81 Thanked 724 Times in 114 Posts	I had a friend who was a dirty old man at 10. His hen-pecked father bought PH and PB (and, occasionally, others) to aggravate his wife. My friend had full access to them.

February 9th, 2010, 02:14 AM	#13
bbinc121 Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 33 Thanks: 1,913 Thanked 327 Times in 26 Posts	my old man was cool when i was 11years old he and my mom split up he gave me his hole collection of magazine he had a lot of play* and pen** he told me don"t tell your mother and i didn"t say a word i know that is way i like the retro stuff so much like old leg show and black stockings i can remember before they split he cought me taking them from his closet i thought he was going to kick my ass he just look at me and said that mine if you want to look ask first don"t just take them and if i want you to have them i will give them to you and so he did thanks dad

February 9th, 2010, 04:00 AM	#14
Alvin Lucifer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Pioneer Valley, Massachusetts Posts: 373 Thanks: 8,750 Thanked 3,055 Times in 364 Posts	Oh yeah, as addressed in earlier posts. Dad amassed a huge collection of skin mags over the years. I found them. He knew I found them, and he didn't care. One time I swiped a new issue of Hstler and he wasn't quite, erm, finished with it. He just went into my room while I was at school, and retrieved it from under the bed, along with the other PB, PH, Clbs, and Hstler's I pilfered over the past coupla years. I was nervous about this 'cos I though he was going to give me some kind of hell. Next day I found the balance of the mags, sans the new Hstler issue he wanted back, on the shelf near the door in my room! So the message was: I don't care if you look at my porn, but I get to look at it first. There was a pecking order in the house -- and he was the biggest pecker! He also had a vibrator under his bed, but I thought the old man was kinda gross, so I didn't want to play with the thing. The idea seemed a little incestuous anyway.

February 9th, 2010, 12:20 PM	#15
donmega Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: California Posts: 50 Thanks: 298 Thanked 381 Times in 47 Posts	Yep, after some older friends showed me their dads porno collection, I was curious to see if mine had anything. Sure enough, I didnt have to look far. my mind was blown. days home alone after that were never boring. Still looking for the first porno I ever seen. I only remember one scene and the transitional scene. It would be nice to see what started it all off when i was younger.

February 10th, 2010, 03:54 AM	#16
whateverman Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6 Thanks: 54 Thanked 133 Times in 6 Posts	LOL I remember my friend's grandmother's BF had a huge stash of vintage playboys in a clothes hamper in their bathroom. Always had plans of waking up in the middle of the night to get a peak but never did.

February 20th, 2010, 03:55 AM	#17
sdlonyerg Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: England Posts: 94 Thanks: 607 Thanked 2,472 Times in 90 Posts	yeah my dad had plenty of porno mags under his bed use to steal them and go up the park to have a look see, but the best haul was me and 4 other friends were walking in a apple orchard one day and came across a carrier bag full or porno mags and videos (it was the fucking jackpot), we ended up camping nearby so we could divide them up... all gone now though

February 20th, 2010, 11:44 AM	#18
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,372 Times in 14,171 Posts	I don't think I know a bloke whose Dad didn't have a porn stash. My Da did, and yes I used to borrow them.

February 20th, 2010, 11:49 AM	#19
hogboy69 Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 20 Thanks: 257 Thanked 123 Times in 17 Posts	Found my Dads stash, never knew if he realised i'd found it though ? I remember one mag had a what i now know to be a Suzanne pritchard feature, i think she's responsible for my Nylon fetish -) and large boobs Would love to get some back issues of Bachelor and Tonight mags.