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Old June 24th, 2018, 07:45 AM   #6081
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Are Wendy's the square ones ? Then Burger King..
Jumbo Sausage,
Plain or Battered ?
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Old June 24th, 2018, 07:49 AM   #6082
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Plain. The only things that should be battered are Politicians and fish.
Chip or bacon butty?
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Bacon Butty.

Pelicans or Egrets?
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Old June 24th, 2018, 02:10 PM   #6084
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Pelicans (Never trust anyone with a long neck !)

Burger condiment of choice other than ketchup or mayonnaise ,

Cucumber relish Or Sweetcorn relish ?
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Cucumber,Gotta go green...

Cheeseburger,

With Bacon or Not ?
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WITH!

BLT or Reuben?
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Reuben, Reuben. Reuben!
Love those sandwiches!

Whole wheat or white bread?
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Oven baked fish coating O`Choice ,

Breadcrumbs Or Batter ?
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Batter.

Beef stew or chili?
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