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July 10th, 2018, 01:52 PM | #1431 |
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Why did Fred West's first wife leave him ? ,
She was sick of having the kids under her feet all day.
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July 11th, 2018, 09:38 PM | #1432 |
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Imam to another imam:
I met my wife for the first time in a public toilet. Her dad was changing her diapers at the time. |
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July 11th, 2018, 09:43 PM | #1433 |
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My brother's facebook status went from HIV to AIDS to RIP
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July 13th, 2018, 03:47 PM | #1434 |
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The wife finally agreed to give me a blowjob and swallow "You must have a very high sperm count, I could chew that" she said afterwards ,
It was only later when I noticed the warts were gone.
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July 13th, 2018, 08:45 PM | #1435 |
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............to Hell.........or perhaps.......just the Tower?
Been at Wimbledon this week enjoying the tennis. I was asked by a reporter if I had ever been in the Royal Box.
I replied that I had and found it warm, soft and very satisfying, adding that Kate and I had been friends for many years. Apparently, Prince William is very angry with me. |
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July 14th, 2018, 12:56 PM | #1436 |
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Always feel guilty crushing the pills up and putting them in my Gran`s food ,
Yet would never forgive myself if I got her pregnant.
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July 15th, 2018, 10:30 AM | #1437 |
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Whats the difference between Fred West & John West?
A: John West always takes the bones out.
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July 15th, 2018, 03:46 PM | #1438 |
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Was devastated when learned my ten year old daughter had a miscarriage .
Starting to think that I'll never have a son.
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July 17th, 2018, 04:24 PM | #1439 |
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Too twisted ?
How do you blow a Thalidomide's face off ? ,
Get them to light a firework and hold it at arms length.
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July 17th, 2018, 04:34 PM | #1440 |
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My son takes after his old man.
He is kind and considered towards animals, women and children. As long as they are white. |
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