Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 94

**jafad** · June 17th, 2016, 08:58 PM

The kids were sick after I put ginger in a curry last night.

They loved that cat

MaxJoker · June 18th, 2016, 05:14 PM

A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are far less likely to be autistic,
Because they are more likely to be dead.

My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town,
All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into a disabled one.

Like my wine how I like my women,
10 years old and kept in the basement.

leinad27 · June 18th, 2016, 08:40 PM

Fruit of the Boom...

MaxJoker · June 19th, 2016, 06:08 PM

They say there's a closet Gay capable of murder in every friendship group,
I suspected it was Keith , so killed him before he could cause any harm.

Hate it when a girl says the wrong name during sex,
They know my name isn't "God no no , please somebody help ".

My local barber just got arrested for selling kiddie porn ,
I've been a customer for six years ,
Had no idea he was a barber.

**SanteeFats** · June 19th, 2016, 08:26 PM

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

**AmateurEmale** · June 21st, 2016, 01:53 PM

Since I used a joke about a certain "supremacist group", let me try again:

There is actually a supremacist group of mutant chickens, worse than the Ninja Turtles, who are at this time plotting to take over the United States.

The Coup Clucks Clan.

MaxJoker · June 23rd, 2016, 06:28 PM

Sheesh what can you say about Africans ? ,
Other than if we'd known that they'd cause this much trouble we'd have picked the fucking cotton ourselves !.

What word begins with "M" and ends in "arriage" and is a mans favourite thing ? ,
Miscarriage.

Personally I think we should stop sending fresh fruit to children in Africa,
As it's gotta be depressing, getting something that`s already outlived you by a week.

I love to shave with a new razor ,
It reminds me of making love to a beautiful woman for the first time,
All the excitement, a little blood ,
Plus I`m holding a razor.

Where do Muslims go after they die ?,
Usually everywhere.

You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station last night. It was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film,
Tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb ?,
Wait a minute, where's it gone ?.

See Rome`s nude statues were all covered up for the Iranian president's visit ,
Well they would have made his six year old wife feel uncomfortable.

What's the difference between me and Jack the Ripper ?,
My name's Max.

**bp666** · June 23rd, 2016, 07:21 PM

What's the difference between a Taliban ambush and a wedding party? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

**bp666** · June 23rd, 2016, 07:22 PM

It was sad when the orphanage I used to work at burned down and all the kids died, but at least I didn't have to call anyone's parents.

**SanteeFats** · June 23rd, 2016, 07:55 PM

Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.

June 18th, 2016, 05:14 PM	#932
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	A new study shows that un-vaccinated children are far less likely to be autistic, Because they are more likely to be dead. My sex life is like finding a parking spot in town, All the good ones are taken, so sometimes when no one is looking I have to stick it into a disabled one. Like my wine how I like my women, 10 years old and kept in the basement. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 18th, 2016, 08:40 PM	#933
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June 19th, 2016, 06:08 PM	#934
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell They say there's a closet Gay capable of murder in every friendship group, I suspected it was Keith , so killed him before he could cause any harm. Hate it when a girl says the wrong name during sex, They know my name isn't "God no no , please somebody help ". My local barber just got arrested for selling kiddie porn , I've been a customer for six years , Had no idea he was a barber. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 23rd, 2016, 06:28 PM	#937
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,897 Times in 69,067 Posts	Sheesh what can you say about Africans ? , Other than if we'd known that they'd cause this much trouble we'd have picked the fucking cotton ourselves !. What word begins with "M" and ends in "arriage" and is a mans favourite thing ? , Miscarriage. Personally I think we should stop sending fresh fruit to children in Africa, As it's gotta be depressing, getting something that`s already outlived you by a week. I love to shave with a new razor , It reminds me of making love to a beautiful woman for the first time, All the excitement, a little blood , Plus I`m holding a razor. Where do Muslims go after they die ?, Usually everywhere. You will never guess who I just saw at the petrol station last night. It was that human torch guy from the Fantastic 4 film, Tried to get his autograph but he just kept rolling around on the floor screaming. How many black people does it take to change a light bulb ?, Wait a minute, where's it gone ?. See Rome`s nude statues were all covered up for the Iranian president's visit , Well they would have made his six year old wife feel uncomfortable. What's the difference between me and Jack the Ripper ?, My name's Max. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

June 17th, 2016, 08:58 PM	#931
jafad Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 548 Thanks: 741 Thanked 10,291 Times in 548 Posts	The kids were sick after I put ginger in a curry last night. They loved that cat

June 19th, 2016, 08:26 PM	#935
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,442 Times in 60,964 Posts	There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a bl*wjob from a 60 year old woman. What are they both thinking at the exact same time? Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

June 21st, 2016, 01:53 PM	#936
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,799 Times in 1,755 Posts	Since I used a joke about a certain "supremacist group", let me try again: There is actually a supremacist group of mutant chickens, worse than the Ninja Turtles, who are at this time plotting to take over the United States. The Coup Clucks Clan.

June 23rd, 2016, 07:21 PM	#938
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 77,658 Thanked 14,213 Times in 1,078 Posts	What's the difference between a Taliban ambush and a wedding party? I don't know, I just fly the drone.

June 23rd, 2016, 07:22 PM	#939
bp666 Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,077 Thanks: 77,658 Thanked 14,213 Times in 1,078 Posts	It was sad when the orphanage I used to work at burned down and all the kids died, but at least I didn't have to call anyone's parents.

June 23rd, 2016, 07:55 PM	#940
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,915 Thanks: 282,079 Thanked 815,442 Times in 60,964 Posts	Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold. I'm talking about being born a black man, and dying a white woman. Incredible.