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**fatrat1** · July 28th, 2018, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

The family motto:
Incest - just do it.

Incest I suppose is relatively easy.

**fatrat1** · July 28th, 2018, 02:12 AM

Why do Cornish People want independence?

A: So they can legalise inbreeding.

MaxJoker · July 28th, 2018, 03:41 PM

Bloody hell it's hotter ,

Than Demi Lovato's crack pipe out there today.

Give an African a fish and he will be fed for one day although teach him how to fish ,

And he will stab another African and steal his fish.

Big shout out to Amy Winehouse ,

Seven years sober this month.

**ball7** · July 28th, 2018, 07:04 PM

"Big shout out to Amy Winehouse ,

Seven years sober this month."

Her funeral was sponsered by The Brewery Union of America

**fatrat1** · July 29th, 2018, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ball7

"Big shout out to Amy Winehouse ,

Seven years sober this month."

Her funeral was sponsered by The Brewery Union of America

I heard she got cremated and the fumes made everyone pissed.

Estreeter · July 31st, 2018, 09:50 AM

I bought myself a Jewish sports car.

It will stop on a dime but it will pick one up also.

It's also a great gas guzzler.

MaxJoker · July 31st, 2018, 12:45 PM

"I signed your album sleeve 6 hours ago now fuck off" ,

~ John Lennon 8 Dec 1980.

What`s black got eight legs and makes all women scream ? ,

Four rapists.

**Arturo2nd** · August 1st, 2018, 06:13 AM

“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
> The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?"
> "Yes, Father, it is."
> "And who was the girl you were with?"
> "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
> "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"
> "I cannot say."
> "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?"
> "I'll never tell."
> "Was it Nina Capelli?"
> "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."
> "Was it Cathy Piriano?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?"
> "Please, Father! I cannot tell you."
> The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."
> Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
> "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

**ball7** · August 1st, 2018, 08:13 PM

As the bullet said when entering the brain of JFK
"Look ma, I'm famous"

**ball7** · August 2nd, 2018, 11:46 AM

Timmy was the only student at a Texas High School
He had to be, he had shot everybody else

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July 28th, 2018, 07:04 PM	#1454
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	"Big shout out to Amy Winehouse , Seven years sober this month." Her funeral was sponsered by The Brewery Union of America

August 1st, 2018, 06:13 AM	#1458
Arturo2nd Veteran Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Oakland, California, United States. I have a beautful view of the BART tracks and I-980 Posts: 8,955 Thanks: 103,061 Thanked 151,470 Times in 8,946 Posts	“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." > The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" > "Yes, Father, it is." > "And who was the girl you were with?" > "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." > "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" > "I cannot say." > "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" > "I'll never tell." > "Was it Nina Capelli?" > "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." > "Was it Cathy Piriano?" > "My lips are sealed." > "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" > "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." > The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." > Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" > "Four months vacation and five good leads..."

August 1st, 2018, 08:13 PM	#1459
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	As the bullet said when entering the brain of JFK "Look ma, I'm famous"

August 2nd, 2018, 11:46 AM	#1460
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,286 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	Timmy was the only student at a Texas High School He had to be, he had shot everybody else