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Kerry Katona | 106 | 18.76% | |
Jordan | 159 | 28.14% | |
Jodie Marsh | 112 | 19.82% | |
Posh Spice | 112 | 19.82% | |
Sarah Jessica Parker | 159 | 28.14% | |
Peaches Geldof | 86 | 15.22% | |
Kelly Osbourne | 151 | 26.73% | |
Paris Hilton | 136 | 24.07% | |
Amy Winehouse | 254 | 44.96% | |
Other | 40 | 7.08% | |
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March 22nd, 2017, 03:34 PM | #161 |
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I think Sarah Jessica Parker is a very attractive woman, I don't know why she gets such hate, but I guess I'm in the minority!
Jordan and Jodie Marsh is interesting (they might as well be the same person for the purposes of this post), because although objectively I think they're rather sexy in that slutty/don't care/use you up and spit you out type of way, even in the incredibly unlikely event of me having the opportunity to have sex with either, I wouldn't. Obviously I don't know them personally, only by reputation, but I get the distinct impression that they'd immediately sell a story to the cheapy papers about what a tosspiece crap lover I am (which, while completely justified empirically, is still rather unladylike). I kinda agree about J'Lo too, and the ladies like her - in my experience all women are entitled, so I dread to think how entitled a lady is who spends all day being indulged and writes song lyrics that are basically an endless list of all the ridiculous crap she expects as her due from a bloke, just for existing. Like Bob Marley said 'No woman, no cry (testicles all still attached and accounted for)'. |
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Kay (Thicker than a whale omelette) Burley
Not only is she piss poor even for a Sky presenter (Which is saying something). But I find her about as attractive as a dead tramps crusty arse pipe
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Reason, well lookin' at that picture her name could easily be Garry Jones
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The new assistant for Doctor Who Pearl Mackie.
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Yep. She looks a bit "special", and not in a good way.
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Included image an exact representation of her hopes , dreams and soul
Me too
Even after you Although someone who I repeat I`d never bless with my full three narrow inches is Oprah -Shudder -
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Madonna is the stage name of an Italian-American with dark hair.
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