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September 6th, 2018, 02:54 PM	#13781
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September 7th, 2018, 12:40 AM	#13784
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September 8th, 2018, 01:07 PM	#13788
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I read today that an executioner is facing accusations of misconduct. He's been suspended.

Irish Health & Safety Board have condemned the gallows at Dublin Prison saying its a death trap.

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