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August 9th, 2018, 02:23 PM | #13641 |
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What do you call a Pig that does Karate ? ,
A pork chop. When is a cigar like fish ? , When it`s smoked. I have two mouths , five eyes and three ears , what am I ? , Bloody ugly.
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Why do gypsies walk funny?
A: Because they have crystal balls.
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August 11th, 2018, 02:08 PM | #13643 |
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Every kids learned of the birds and the bees from their parents
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August 12th, 2018, 03:29 PM | #13646 |
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Did you hear about the contortionist who had a fatal heart attack while on stage ? ,
He died in his own arms .
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My origami business has gone under. It all looked so good on paper.
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just take your business plan and fold it into a different form
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Melania Trump was chatting to the press one day and said she had bought a parrot. She went to say that Donald had taught it to say 200 different words.
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Two men are pacing a hallway in a hotel.
Finally, one says to the other, "What are you pacing for?" The other man says, "I'm a doctor, and I've got a guy with an artificial leg up in his room, and I've got the leg apart, and I can't remember how to put it back together. So... what are you pacing for?" "Well, I've got this girl upstairs, with both legs apart, and I can't remember the room number!"
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