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August 19th, 2010, 04:10 PM | #51 |
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August 19th, 2010, 08:22 PM | #52 | |
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Believe me, i will give her something that will make her shut up... She won't even get a chance to say something... No, honestly she my type a girl.. Even without make up... .
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August 19th, 2010, 09:21 PM | #53 | |
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But Jessie Wallace (Sometime UK soap actress)..................I'd rather stick it in a mousetrap
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August 20th, 2010, 04:24 PM | #54 |
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Well even a turd can look perfectly polished under the right lighting , and with the most up to date technological image altering advancements
Ok how`s this for upping the ante with another Spicy Bag Melanie ( I warn shipping during heavy fog) Chisholm (That`s Chisholm) About as feminine as an infected septic tank , and half as interesting. Also someone who couldn`t get me hot even if she glued my wee soldier to the radiator
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August 20th, 2010, 05:37 PM | #55 |
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August 21st, 2010, 07:34 PM | #56 |
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Yeah I would but only because as the song goes "if you wanna be my lover you got get with my friends".....the means justify the ends
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August 22nd, 2010, 12:44 AM | #57 |
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A couple of you would actually dip the spice girls
All i can think is some of my brother (Ok a few of you are distant third cousins at best) members are sorely starved for a bit of the old in and out business (Sorry if i got too technical there ). Hey remember those pics of the so tasty girl power drones , well here's an example of what can be done with camera magic As in same pig , same month but wow what a difference Mmmmmm Kelly Osbourne , be still my twitching groin. Oh wait you are being still. Holy shit , in fact i think he's gone back up
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August 23rd, 2010, 07:48 AM | #58 |
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If it is then Stevie Wonder must has designed it , while he was high
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Looks like he did her make-up, too.
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