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March 21st, 2011, 03:28 PM	#101
shodan2011 Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: The Wild, Wild West Midlands Posts: 1,262 Thanks: 13,615 Thanked 20,242 Times in 1,279 Posts	Ann Coulter. She has such a repulsive personality that I'd rather have an orgy with Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Jo Brand, Andrea Dworkin and Hilary Clinton than that. She really is vile!

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Ann Coulter. She has such a repulsive personality that I'd rather have an orgy with Jordan, Jodie Marsh, Jo Brand, Andrea Dworkin and Hilary Clinton than that. She really is vile!

Never heard of her before respected fellow member shodan2011 , but bloody hell looking into those cold dead black shark eyes i can fully see what you mean

Leading me to agree that when it comes to inner attractiveness that dreadnought is about as appealing as a leaper wearing day glow flares

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April 16th, 2011, 12:51 PM	#103
Markus R Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,268 Thanks: 17,259 Thanked 20,415 Times in 1,251 Posts	I agree with the list although I would probably shag Kerry Katona & Jodie Marsh Anne Robinson is an old minger who tries to look something but the saying 'like trying to polish a turd' comes to mind.

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April 18th, 2011, 02:17 AM	#104
Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	I went with Peaches Geldoff. That is, unless I could clog her mouth with something. Otherwise, Sarah Jessica Parker.

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June 9th, 2011, 10:39 AM	#106
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	The unoriginal Ladette Zoe (Bawling) Ball Not even if i was dying and the only cure was giving her a single dip In other words never will that offensive caricature of a female ever see my tip __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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June 9th, 2011, 11:51 AM	#107
blondifan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,406 Thanks: 55,003 Thanked 60,212 Times in 4,401 Posts	The Hon(orible) Julia Gillard MP Contrary to my user name there are redheads that i admire. But, not this one. Not even if she was way younger, would i ever consider doing to her what she appears to be doing to Australia. When she walks she appears to have the physiognomy or gait of Yogi Bear ... with a pic-a-nic basket.

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June 9th, 2011, 11:19 PM	#109
flywax Vintage Member Join Date: May 2011 Location: Interweb's Posts: 1,068 Thanks: 3,961 Thanked 15,656 Times in 1,113 Posts	I think that most men would agree with Lorena Bobbitt! for some very obvious reasons!

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MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,896 Times in 69,067 Posts	Bloody hell if you thought Cher`s sprog looked bad enough before Check out the after Talk about hog ugly ! No wonder i`d rather finely slice my own nuts off then pan fry them , than even try to cop a feel of that half human half seal __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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