Blowjobs, why do they often miss even at "point blank" range?

**hobbs** · June 5th, 2011, 05:34 PM

Why is it that in so many oral cumshots, somehow the guy manages to miss the girl's mouth and instead the load goes off to one side or above or below?
In most cases the babe in question has her mouth wide open and tongue extended, the exploding cock is barely an inch or two away facing directly in. But at the last second, the guy directs it away. I could do better blindfolded! Seems like the miss has to be intentional but why?

My guess is that it's got something to do with camera angles and conventions in porn that the viewer must be shown that the guy is really cumming...but it's pretty obvious to me whether it goes in her mouth or not, just looks silly. Or maybe the girl has requested that she doesn't want him to cum in her mouth. The thing is that often the same girl is in other clips where she takes a load in her mouth, no problem.

**whop** · June 5th, 2011, 08:37 PM

Could be an idea for a new X-rated version of a well known TV-show. Calibrating the tools, control shots, measuring wank angles etc. "Cumdusters"?

**Mal Hombre** · June 5th, 2011, 08:48 PM

A Penis is hardly a precision weapon is it ?

hudley · June 5th, 2011, 10:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

A Penis is hardly a precision weapon is it ?

It is if you attach a laser pointer.

To get a really good facial, the best first shot is right between the eyes. that way it doesn't matter if you shoot extra far or somewhat less. then move to the mouth. I'm guessing the girl doesnt want her eyes spunked, so she tells the guy to keep it out of her eyes. A guy gets a rep for eye shots probably ends up on girls' "no" list.

watching2005 · November 30th, 2013, 05:43 PM

I see this so often. He is lined up perfectly, but then the moment comes and he shoots a foot over her shoulder. Or he dribbles two lines and is done, leaving the girl to figure out how to make it look like a mouthful. We men know how much we shoot, and how forcefully. We should be able to hit the target.

June 5th, 2011, 05:34 PM	#1
hobbs Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 659 Thanks: 4,197 Thanked 21,352 Times in 603 Posts	Blowjobs, why do they often miss even at "point blank" range? Why is it that in so many oral cumshots, somehow the guy manages to miss the girl's mouth and instead the load goes off to one side or above or below? In most cases the babe in question has her mouth wide open and tongue extended, the exploding cock is barely an inch or two away facing directly in. But at the last second, the guy directs it away. I could do better blindfolded! Seems like the miss has to be intentional but why? My guess is that it's got something to do with camera angles and conventions in porn that the viewer must be shown that the guy is really cumming...but it's pretty obvious to me whether it goes in her mouth or not, just looks silly. Or maybe the girl has requested that she doesn't want him to cum in her mouth. The thing is that often the same girl is in other clips where she takes a load in her mouth, no problem.

June 5th, 2011, 08:48 PM	#3
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November 30th, 2013, 05:43 PM	#5
watching2005 Member Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 36 Thanks: 1,020 Thanked 350 Times in 31 Posts	I see this so often. He is lined up perfectly, but then the moment comes and he shoots a foot over her shoulder. Or he dribbles two lines and is done, leaving the girl to figure out how to make it look like a mouthful. We men know how much we shoot, and how forcefully. We should be able to hit the target. __________________ A recovering porn addict that should not be at this site. But so many vintage pubic pics makes me weak.

June 5th, 2011, 08:37 PM	#2
whop Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 326 Thanks: 6,898 Thanked 3,278 Times in 317 Posts	Could be an idea for a new X-rated version of a well known TV-show. Calibrating the tools, control shots, measuring wank angles etc. "Cumdusters"?