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Old April 26th, 2012, 09:11 PM   #1551
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Granted. I almost won a Darwin Award.

I wish I was in Dixie.
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Granted. When Dixie's boyfriend Bubba discovers you there, he's not happy.

I wish for a guided tour of all of England's most historic sites.
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Granted. When Dixie's boyfriend Bubba discovers you there, he's not happy.

I wish for a guided tour of all of England's most historic sites.
Granted. You will be shown, and Legally allowed to stay at, Broadmoor, Dartmoor, Newgate and Wakefield before a nice long private stay in the Tower of London. Hint, never ever bend over to pick up the soap in these places!

I wish to change my name to Greece and receive billions of Euros to pay my debts.
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Old April 27th, 2012, 06:28 PM   #1554
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I wish to change my name to Greece and receive billions of Euros to pay my debts.
Granted your arse is greased and you receive as many Euro's as you can take in that special Greek Way

I wish I could hump my way around the world with a sexy babe of every ethnic origin....starting with a squaw....called Hiya-up-her or Pokehercuteass
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Granted. After the traditional bottle of cheap whiskey, those prank loving Indians tie you to a pole and substitute Dances in his Mother's Underwear.

I wish that @llatse@ would go to Bangkok next.
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Granted and when I return I've brought you explosive underpants......put 'em on and watch cock go bang

I wish I knew all the answers
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Granted and when I return I've brought you explosive underpants......put 'em on and watch cock go bang

I wish I knew all the answers
Granted. They are True, False, Yes, No, 3.14159 and "$20 same as in town."

I wish I owned a yellow submarine and Ringo Starr wasn't allowed anywhere near it.
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Deaf genie gives you a yellow Subaru with Ringo as the chauffeur.

I wish life really was a bowl of cherries
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Deaf genie gives you a yellow Subaru with Ringo as the chauffeur.

I wish life really was a bowl of cherries
Granted. Life is a bowl of cherries, government is a bunch of bananas, your car is a real peach and your Adam's apple has worms.

I wish to trade my Yellow Subaru for a Red Ferrari and Ringo Starr for Monica Sweetheart.
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Deaf genie gives you a red ford from 'Arry and a packet of Ammonia Sweethearts.

I wish I could deny everything
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