What`s your typical day like ?

MaxJoker · March 12th, 2009, 02:31 PM

Hey and don`t say eight hours too long

Now most might not be that interested in their fellow forum members typical day but i am , for one thing reading it will help pass the time while my brain unfurls ,and for another it might help show either how diverse our lives are away from this forum or how similar ?.
Me i get up and if it's a typical day i`m hopefully alone , as although i`m in a relationship i`m also trying my best to do the bare minimum required to maintain it.
Feed the always demanding cat and myself , usually sometime fried but the cat mostly gets her`s from a tin .
Coffee , then go out into the hall way down six flights of stairs (Not going to risk being trapped in a lift with small talk) to check the snail mail. It`s one of those pigeon box things and a pain in the ass to visit especially as i might see a neighbour or three and since none of them are attractive it`ll be an effort on my part having to return their "Good mornings" .
Anyway back to the kitchen and if i`m lucky i've got a few bills to read while i have my second coffee (These are in pints by the way) , occasionally i get something from readers digest telling me i`m only a single book purchase from being entered into a hundred thousand pound draw , i just thank my stars for being such a preferred customer of theirs eventhough i`ve never bought anything from them ever and i've only just recently moved in.

Been nagged about not having a flat warming party , i say just torch all the ones underneath , mine`ll get warm soon enough

Still with the fan mail out of the way i then switch on the old laptop and check my new emails , while listening to phone messages from people wanting to know if the work i was supposed to have sent them last Friday is going to arrive at their desks this Friday, doubtful ?.
So i coast around here for a couple hours or so as the cat zooms back and forth through the rooms having taken a dump and feeling much lighter . Then i usually have work arriving by scooter that i`m meant to deal with which means a third coffee is needed .
Won't bore you all with the actual work details as i`m rambling on enough, plus it`s nothing spectacular as i`m not a drug dealer or pimping out Ho`s , anymore.
Afternoon well and truly arrives and i`m so hyped up by now i can do four things at once , answer my e-mails , write on here , work , and fart .
Around this part of the day somebody either comes round to disturb and annoy me (So much for move away to get away) with their personal stuff , lately it's been to drone on about what their new babies need , but i get enough of that from the CSA so i tend to show those grinning visitors the door. Also i sign out of here and either go find some food , or go meet someone who wants me to do more work , whatever the case i usually still end up with the bill.
Back by six-ish and i notice my old laptop has frozen again because i forgot to turn it off , again. Check the cat`s alright , she`s normally passed out in an exertion induced coma but soon opens an eye and her mouth if she figures i`m five feet from her latests tinned fav gourmet , think she likes it because it smells the worst , female cats , go figure ?.
Evening arrives and i toast the night with a pint that`s not coffee and my nervous system shudders in shock , last few months i've worked a second job various nights and on those ones i can`t really go beyond a certain level of alcohol poisoning and have to leave it at just the one or two (Bugger).
Around dark-dark i head out and if the wind blows behind me make it back to Casa del Skull by eleven-ish-ish-ish . Then it`s proper work through till around three or four am , unless i`m distracted by the cans in the fridge or the never understanding dame turns up as then all bets are off and pistols at dawn.
Well that`s my sort of typical day done and dusted , give or take several hours more or less .

Would be interested in hearing about anyone else's.

Remember the best ones go into a prize draw at the end of the year , which is then locked

Drella · March 13th, 2009, 03:49 AM

I wake up at 6-ish in the morning, watch The Golden Girls, and cook breakfast (usually ham and cheese on toast and coffee), feed my cats (Roman Polanski and Kinski, respectively), go to class, grab a sandwich and mingle a bit, check my e-mail/visit forums, do lab research until 9 or 10 at night (usually texting/reading as well, since it consists largely of hours upon hours of monotonous EEG sessions), come home in time to have dinner, feed my cats again, study/finish assignments, grab a shower, and watch The Golden Girls until I fall asleep.

It's a pure coincidence that my life revolves around the Golden Girls; it's the only thing on when I wake up and virtually the only show on when I go to bed.

MaxJoker · March 13th, 2009, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bellsmyre49

You don't say at what time you get up , or the cat's name which tells a lot about you and the cat - I think we need to know..

Naaah probably only you ...

During the week i get up about half seven or eight hence the need for so much Devils piss i guess , and she`s called Biscuit

Thanks for sharing

Estreeter · March 13th, 2009, 09:40 AM

Since i have a job with strange work hours, i work for 4 days for 12 hours then get 4 days off, so my workdays consist of getting up at 4pm, stating work at 6pm and finishing at 6:30 am, then i go home get to bed about 8am and sleep.

But on my 4 days off, i barely sleep, after finishing work on the final morning i drive down to my small farm, for 4 days of peace, check on my horses, check around the property and pay any attention to anything that needs it. If all is fine then i jump onto this forum, a round of golf, make some meals for a few days, work on my Mustang or if the weather is OK i'll get to the beach once in a while. That takes care of 4 days then back to the first paragraph.

Ps, there is usually a bottle of whiskey in there somewhere

**Leprechaun** · March 13th, 2009, 11:50 AM

9.00am:

I wake up and check if I'm still alive.

9.30am:

I go to toilet ... I'll spare you the details ...

10.00am:

I visit the supermarket and meet my likeable neighbours ...

11.00am:

Time for my secret Tibetan monk special meditation technique. You need years of practice to learn it.

12.00pm:

After meditation I'm searching for social contacts...

12.02pm:

I find a social contact - this is Sgt. Powell!

13.30pm:

Time for jogging!

13.40pm:

Time for reanimation!

14.15pm:

I visit VEF and download some porn.

15.00pm:

Finally ... Lunch!

15.15pm:

Another very effective Asian meditation technique. It's called 'Ho Ly Dreaming Poop'.

16.00pm:

I'm searching for more social contacts.

16.02pm:

And meet Stgt. Powell's colleagues!

17.30pm:

Dinner!

17.45pm:

I earn some money with my new part-time job.

23.00pm:

I go to bed and hope that I'm still alive tomorrow.

Estreeter · March 13th, 2009, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leprechaun

15.00pm:

Finally ... Lunch!

17.30pm:

Dinner!
.

I had exactly the same thing, took me 3 hours to prepare

**Leprechaun** · March 13th, 2009, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

I had exactly the same thing, took me 3 hours to prepare

Yeah, especially this damn pea! You live on the hillside too?

Estreeter · March 13th, 2009, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leprechaun

Yeah, especially this damn pea! You live on the hillside too?

No, i went to put in in the pot to boil, dropped it and could not find it, then when i did i put it in the pot and i forgot to tun the stove on, anyway after i realised i lit the stove then it boiled, then i could not find a plate to put it on so used a straw to suck it out of the pot then it got stuck half way up the straw. I didn't have any scissors to cut the straw open so i just orderd a pizza instead

How's that for a typical day GreenSkull and Leprechaun

MaxJoker · March 14th, 2009, 06:06 PM

It`s Saturday six thirty pm and since it`s happened twice now that makes it typical in my book , i`m having to do what most men are seemingly on earth to do =Wait for women .

Only i don`t just have to wait for her to get ready , i first have to wait while she lays on the bed and watches three hours of Pop Idol . Named so in my opinion as it`s about a panel full of pap who want to be worshiped as idols ,and so formed a show where they get to take pops at singers who dead would have more talent than them alive !.

You know what i`m seriously thinking the Date knows i`m on this forum and read how much i dislike old Melt Face Simon Cowell ,and is using this as a way to get back at me for refusing to give her a key to my flat ?.

Fack now she`s going on about how brilliantly talented the guy who just screamed a pedo song or something and that she wants to see him in concert ? ! ?

Just asked me "Who my favourite singer is" , and i shouted back "I don`t care" , she responded with "That`s because you don`t like anyone "

Now an advert for The Duchess is on supposedly and she said we should rent it out , yeah right that`s gonna happen .

Hey i like lot`s of people , just because i don`t introduce her to all of them doesn`t mean they don`t exist . Plus i think it`s taking me enough effort having to meet all her dopey friends without pushing my own into the heady mix of tedium .

Why are men so tortured ?

How the hell does anyone stand being married ??

She actually tried to get me to see the film Milk the week before , really this whole thing is not working out .

I need a drink fast

That`s another thing , she knew i was coming to meet up and then we head off but is there a single alchohol drink in the place ? , nope , not even a sherry for christs sake !.I tell you life is tough , man and don`t get me started on last night .Had to bare nearly three hours of comic relief and at the end of it i didn`t get any relief myself , and i`d hurried back from my second job (Though not an actual job in any real sense ) to see her. I`m telling you friends one night stands are feeling more and more appealing right now.

Just shouted out that she likes Adam Sandler the best , does she mean the lame actor or is one of them in that freak show called that ?.

Either way the answer can only be dull and depress me more .

Men need physical contact with women it`s a biological fact , and i just saw a very hot blonde with an arm tattoo singing another pedo song and can`t stop thinking about her , also now want to start going on about her to piss my Date (Let`s call her Becca ) off.

"Hey why don`t you look that good ? "

Relationships always start out so well , and when i write relationships i of course mean sexual shenanigans . But then she get`s to know you and feel more comfortable in our devotion and the frequency drifts away like a sinking radio.

Never cheated but i can understand all too well those men that have

Walked back through and the full group is together on screen miming yet another pedo song , made sure i pointed out that fact , along with me now having a favourite

Megan Joy

But have been told she may get voted off , which`ll be a bugger , then again i can always go on about her all night as that`s what i did in revenge last weekend , hell and then began a thread !

http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...ad.php?t=58370

Right sod this for a game of soldiers i`m off to the pub for at least an hour , nobody tell me the result when i get back K

ranger690 · May 1st, 2009, 01:05 PM

get up at 10 am o my homehelp get me out of bed then then put the pc on and that me till 12 and homehelp put me to bed o and take 25 pain pill a day that my day

March 12th, 2009, 02:31 PM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	What`s your typical day like ? Hey and don`t say eight hours too long Now most might not be that interested in their fellow forum members typical day but i am , for one thing reading it will help pass the time while my brain unfurls ,and for another it might help show either how diverse our lives are away from this forum or how similar ?. Me i get up and if it's a typical day i`m hopefully alone , as although i`m in a relationship i`m also trying my best to do the bare minimum required to maintain it. Feed the always demanding cat and myself , usually sometime fried but the cat mostly gets her`s from a tin . Coffee , then go out into the hall way down six flights of stairs (Not going to risk being trapped in a lift with small talk) to check the snail mail. It`s one of those pigeon box things and a pain in the ass to visit especially as i might see a neighbour or three and since none of them are attractive it`ll be an effort on my part having to return their "Good mornings" . Anyway back to the kitchen and if i`m lucky i've got a few bills to read while i have my second coffee (These are in pints by the way) , occasionally i get something from readers digest telling me i`m only a single book purchase from being entered into a hundred thousand pound draw , i just thank my stars for being such a preferred customer of theirs eventhough i`ve never bought anything from them ever and i've only just recently moved in. Been nagged about not having a flat warming party , i say just torch all the ones underneath , mine`ll get warm soon enough Still with the fan mail out of the way i then switch on the old laptop and check my new emails , while listening to phone messages from people wanting to know if the work i was supposed to have sent them last Friday is going to arrive at their desks this Friday, doubtful ?. So i coast around here for a couple hours or so as the cat zooms back and forth through the rooms having taken a dump and feeling much lighter . Then i usually have work arriving by scooter that i`m meant to deal with which means a third coffee is needed . Won't bore you all with the actual work details as i`m rambling on enough, plus it`s nothing spectacular as i`m not a drug dealer or pimping out Ho`s , anymore. Afternoon well and truly arrives and i`m so hyped up by now i can do four things at once , answer my e-mails , write on here , work , and fart . Around this part of the day somebody either comes round to disturb and annoy me (So much for move away to get away) with their personal stuff , lately it's been to drone on about what their new babies need , but i get enough of that from the CSA so i tend to show those grinning visitors the door. Also i sign out of here and either go find some food , or go meet someone who wants me to do more work , whatever the case i usually still end up with the bill. Back by six-ish and i notice my old laptop has frozen again because i forgot to turn it off , again. Check the cat`s alright , she`s normally passed out in an exertion induced coma but soon opens an eye and her mouth if she figures i`m five feet from her latests tinned fav gourmet , think she likes it because it smells the worst , female cats , go figure ?. Evening arrives and i toast the night with a pint that`s not coffee and my nervous system shudders in shock , last few months i've worked a second job various nights and on those ones i can`t really go beyond a certain level of alcohol poisoning and have to leave it at just the one or two (Bugger). Around dark-dark i head out and if the wind blows behind me make it back to Casa del Skull by eleven-ish-ish-ish . Then it`s proper work through till around three or four am , unless i`m distracted by the cans in the fridge or the never understanding dame turns up as then all bets are off and pistols at dawn. Well that`s my sort of typical day done and dusted , give or take several hours more or less . Would be interested in hearing about anyone else's. Remember the best ones go into a prize draw at the end of the year , which is then locked __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; March 13th, 2009 at 09:04 AM.. Reason: Edited it down shitloads ,as i sobered up enough to realize this thread idea is my worst yet !

March 13th, 2009, 03:49 AM	#2
Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	I wake up at 6-ish in the morning, watch The Golden Girls, and cook breakfast (usually ham and cheese on toast and coffee), feed my cats (Roman Polanski and Kinski, respectively), go to class, grab a sandwich and mingle a bit, check my e-mail/visit forums, do lab research until 9 or 10 at night (usually texting/reading as well, since it consists largely of hours upon hours of monotonous EEG sessions), come home in time to have dinner, feed my cats again, study/finish assignments, grab a shower, and watch The Golden Girls until I fall asleep. It's a pure coincidence that my life revolves around the Golden Girls; it's the only thing on when I wake up and virtually the only show on when I go to bed. Last edited by Drella; March 13th, 2009 at 04:03 AM..

March 13th, 2009, 09:40 AM	#4
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,742 Times in 60,308 Posts	Since i have a job with strange work hours, i work for 4 days for 12 hours then get 4 days off, so my workdays consist of getting up at 4pm, stating work at 6pm and finishing at 6:30 am, then i go home get to bed about 8am and sleep. But on my 4 days off, i barely sleep, after finishing work on the final morning i drive down to my small farm, for 4 days of peace, check on my horses, check around the property and pay any attention to anything that needs it. If all is fine then i jump onto this forum, a round of golf, make some meals for a few days, work on my Mustang or if the weather is OK i'll get to the beach once in a while. That takes care of 4 days then back to the first paragraph. Ps, there is usually a bottle of whiskey in there somewhere __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 13th, 2009, 11:50 AM	#5
Leprechaun Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Germany Posts: 5,013 Thanks: 23,651 Thanked 77,923 Times in 4,988 Posts	9.00am: I wake up and check if I'm still alive. 9.30am: I go to toilet ... I'll spare you the details ... 10.00am: I visit the supermarket and meet my likeable neighbours ... 11.00am: Time for my secret Tibetan monk special meditation technique. You need years of practice to learn it. 12.00pm: After meditation I'm searching for social contacts... 12.02pm: I find a social contact - this is Sgt. Powell! 13.30pm: Time for jogging! 13.40pm: Time for reanimation! 14.15pm: I visit VEF and download some porn. 15.00pm: Finally ... Lunch! 15.15pm: Another very effective Asian meditation technique. It's called 'Ho Ly Dreaming Poop'. 16.00pm: I'm searching for more social contacts. 16.02pm: And meet Stgt. Powell's colleagues! 17.30pm: Dinner! 17.45pm: I earn some money with my new part-time job. 23.00pm: I go to bed and hope that I'm still alive tomorrow. Last edited by Leprechaun; March 13th, 2009 at 12:10 PM..

March 14th, 2009, 06:06 PM	#9
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,512 Times in 69,067 Posts	It`s Saturday six thirty pm and since it`s happened twice now that makes it typical in my book , i`m having to do what most men are seemingly on earth to do =Wait for women . Only i don`t just have to wait for her to get ready , i first have to wait while she lays on the bed and watches three hours of Pop Idol . Named so in my opinion as it`s about a panel full of pap who want to be worshiped as idols ,and so formed a show where they get to take pops at singers who dead would have more talent than them alive !. You know what i`m seriously thinking the Date knows i`m on this forum and read how much i dislike old Melt Face Simon Cowell ,and is using this as a way to get back at me for refusing to give her a key to my flat ?. Fack now she`s going on about how brilliantly talented the guy who just screamed a pedo song or something and that she wants to see him in concert ? ! ? Just asked me "Who my favourite singer is" , and i shouted back "I don`t care" , she responded with "That`s because you don`t like anyone " Now an advert for The Duchess is on supposedly and she said we should rent it out , yeah right that`s gonna happen . Hey i like lot`s of people , just because i don`t introduce her to all of them doesn`t mean they don`t exist . Plus i think it`s taking me enough effort having to meet all her dopey friends without pushing my own into the heady mix of tedium . Why are men so tortured ? How the hell does anyone stand being married ?? She actually tried to get me to see the film Milk the week before , really this whole thing is not working out . I need a drink fast That`s another thing , she knew i was coming to meet up and then we head off but is there a single alchohol drink in the place ? , nope , not even a sherry for christs sake !.I tell you life is tough , man and don`t get me started on last night .Had to bare nearly three hours of comic relief and at the end of it i didn`t get any relief myself , and i`d hurried back from my second job (Though not an actual job in any real sense ) to see her. I`m telling you friends one night stands are feeling more and more appealing right now. Just shouted out that she likes Adam Sandler the best , does she mean the lame actor or is one of them in that freak show called that ?. Either way the answer can only be dull and depress me more . Men need physical contact with women it`s a biological fact , and i just saw a very hot blonde with an arm tattoo singing another pedo song and can`t stop thinking about her , also now want to start going on about her to piss my Date (Let`s call her Becca ) off. "Hey why don`t you look that good ? " Relationships always start out so well , and when i write relationships i of course mean sexual shenanigans . But then she get`s to know you and feel more comfortable in our devotion and the frequency drifts away like a sinking radio. Never cheated but i can understand all too well those men that have Walked back through and the full group is together on screen miming yet another pedo song , made sure i pointed out that fact , along with me now having a favourite Megan Joy But have been told she may get voted off , which`ll be a bugger , then again i can always go on about her all night as that`s what i did in revenge last weekend , hell and then began a thread ! http://www.vintage-erotica-forum.com...ad.php?t=58370 Right sod this for a game of soldiers i`m off to the pub for at least an hour , nobody tell me the result when i get back K __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

May 1st, 2009, 01:05 PM	#10
ranger690 Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 123 Thanks: 6,635 Thanked 1,411 Times in 121 Posts	get up at 10 am o my homehelp get me out of bed then then put the pc on and that me till 12 and homehelp put me to bed o and take 25 pain pill a day that my day

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode