Do You Have A Name For Your Penis ?

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Because during heated moments he has me saying yes to things that i would always otherwise say no to

Maybe it's you who betrayed him.

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by Norbert84

Maybe it's you who betrayed him.

You kidding i follow his every whim , but is he grateful

Telling you if he doesn`t buck (I said buck) his ideas up i`m going to convert to Judaism


That`ll wipe the smile off his face

[Brecht]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

You kidding i follow his every whim , but is he grateful

Telling you if he doesn`t buck (I said buck) his ideas up i`m going to convert to Judaism


That`ll wipe the smile off his face

Haha, believe me, the smile will never go away. It's a just a beauty surgery.

[palo5]

Why does it need a name, Comrade GS?

Do you talk to it?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by palo5

Why does it need a name, Comrade GS?

Well how else are you going to call it back if it runs up a tree in chase of a pussy

Originally Posted by palo5

Do you talk to it?

What do you think

Wait , don`t answer that

Point is from what was said to me it seems women talk to each other about the names their partners have for their most private area.

No comrade i`m not talking about their bank accounts either

Although i`m sure their poor put upon partners only named theose knobs after being nagged into it


Typical

[palo5]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

Well how else are you going to call it back if it runs up a tree in chase of a pussy

This appears a unique and worrying problem, Comrade

How does it react when it is in a tree, and how are we to help you?

[pharoahegypt]

be safer to call it 'kitty'...... you wont look odd looking up towards a tree and calling that out now would you....... (even though that's more appropriate for a woman's parts)

im imagining the other reactions of your neighbours if you called out "Come down Wee Willy Winky!" though....... lol. gives new meaning to the term 'trouser snake' if it comes sliding back down to you though i guess..???

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by palo5

This appears a unique and worrying problem, Comrade

Agreed , which is why i`m even thinking of holding a charity ball to benefit sufferers .

Originally Posted by palo5

How does it react when it is in a tree

It gives me the evil eye.

Originally Posted by palo5

and how are we to help you?

Preferably by looking away

[palo5]

Originally Posted by GreenSkull

It gives me the evil eye.

This must be distressing

How do you manage without it?

[MaxJoker]

Originally Posted by palo5

This must be distressing

How do you manage without it?

I don`t i just cut down and strap on the tree .

Which sure means i lose some width and length but i make up for that by gaining the sensual pleasure of bark.