WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 243

MaxJoker · January 20th, 2018, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Devius

"The Last Jedi" has pi$$ed off a LOT of Star Wars fans It's been described as "an under-performing debacle" that "already looks like a dud".

Earned a fortune though.
Sadly

Not that the merchandise for that and the previous two isn't still on the shelves over here and heavily discounted.
There`s so much wrong with the script of that film it`s not even funny.
However it`s intensely anti male slant is.
I'll rant on about everything in another week or so though.
Once I've calmed down enough

Matt Angel and Suzanne Coote

Who they you ask

Well they`re names which is you ever see attached to anything I advise you to avoid.
Because they`re even worse script writers than Rian (Yes mam) Johnson. Yet as piss poor as they are writers they`re even worse-er-er-er directors

Has decent actors doing their ultimate.
Only that film is nothing but a pile of stolen old ideas and multiple corny jump scares , all hopelessly executed. Got so fed up with it by the forty minute mark (Tend to quit a crap film around then) read the ending on Wiki.
Ugggggh.
Glad I did as it puts the P in pathetic..
Dan Angel clearly paved the way for his son to get this few million dollar budget chance.
Oh and boy didn't they all do a terrifically banal job in wasting the cast and audience`s time !.

**Devius** · January 21st, 2018, 04:12 PM

Geostorm (2017)
Stars Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Abbie Cornish, Richard Schiff, Alexandra Maria Lara, Robert Sheehan, Daniel Wu, Eugenio Derbez, and Andy García

Storyline (from IMDb)

When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1981128/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PSc5Jx0ED8

A disaster movie in every sense of the word...should have waited for it to wind up on the SyFy channel

**Hertz** · February 7th, 2018, 02:11 PM

One of the movies where I had a positive belief at the beginning, but how the movie went on and on, my rating dropped lower and lower. The end didn't make any sense and was totally unwatchable.

scotpens · February 10th, 2018, 08:42 AM

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[Doris Day] did have a blue stocking image but if truth be told she was rather good looking. I find it easier to imagine Doris in a naughty film than to accept Rock Hudson as her leading man in a mainstream romcom.

''I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.''
George Burns.

I thought it was Oscar Levant who originated that quip, though it's also been attributed to Groucho Marx.

Director Mike Nichols offered Doris the role of Mrs. Robinson in The Graduate, but she turned it down. Now, that would certainly have been an interesting bit of anti-typecasting.

Has anyone yet mentioned The Oscar, the 1966 star-studded cliché-fest with Stephen Boyd (one of the most wooden actors who ever stood in front of a camera) as a small-time hustler who claws his way to the top of the Hollywood heap? With singer Tony Bennett attempting his one and only dramatic acting role, playing a character named Hymie Kelly. Yes, you heard that right.

Harlan Ellison is one of the credited writers of this classic turkey. Worth watching mainly for Jill St. John's striptease, which fortunately happens soon after the opening credits.

**ultimatewarlord** · February 10th, 2018, 02:23 PM

I've previously stated that Independence Day was the worst film I've ever seen. This makes it strange that I've just parted with £1.50 at a charity shop for a dvd of the sequel. This may mean that sometime soon I may change my choice to Independence Day:Resurgence.

**Devius** · March 18th, 2018, 10:30 AM

Snatched (2017)

Storyline (from IMDb):

After her boyfriend dumps her on the eve of their exotic vacation, impetuous dreamer Emily Middleton (Amy Schumer) persuades her ultra-cautious mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn) to travel with her to paradise. Polar opposites, Emily and Linda realize that working through their differences as mother and daughter - in unpredictable, hilarious fashion - is the only way to escape the wildly outrageous jungle adventure they have fallen into.

Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdY4E0rAvxA

An AWFUL film, slightly redeemed by seeing Goldie Hawn on the screen again.
Unfortunately every time I looked at Ms Hawn's face, I kept thinking that she should demand a refund from her plastic surgeon....

MaxJoker · March 23rd, 2018, 04:17 PM

Began Streaming this ,

Chap kidnaps Woman to extract the truth tale so called suspense thriller.
With the best will in the world.
As do like Luke Evans as an actor plus Kelly Reilly is easy enough on the eyes.
Only finding it so damn frustrating.
Listen when I tell you Kelly Reilly so far has had not one but three clear chances to save herself from what she believes is imminent death at the hands of her kidnapper.
Yet hasn't taken any of them.
You know the script is one of painful plot contrivances only.

Am thirty seven minutes in and the cleaning woman just turned up to add to the tedious fun.
No not spoiling anything.
Since am taking it you've more sense than me and shall avoid this yawn fest.

Hell yes I`m sticking with it to the bitterest end.

So none of you Fellow Forum Fellas have to

SploogeMcDork · March 23rd, 2018, 08:05 PM

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/ Yor-1983 even Corinne Clery's awesome body could not help this turkey. Won freepasses from FM radio station...still feel I was overcharged. Laughable script/performances/continuity errors

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093278/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ISHTAR-1987 Dustin Hoffman & Warren Beatty......WTF

**Nobody1** · March 23rd, 2018, 08:36 PM

Annihilation (USA/UK 2018)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2798920/

The movie is not really bad in itself. It is just a bad, superficial imitation by someone who obviously saw 'Stalker'. The production seems quite decent, but its implementation ails a little by the moderately talented, not particularly committed acting and the ultimately lack of philosophical depth.

MaxJoker · March 25th, 2018, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Final assessment having seen the thing in it`s entirety is that I nearly (Well they must have gotten paid at least twice as much as Mod`s do

) felt embarrassed for the two leads. As they did what they could with the script. It`s just said script was rougher than my ex wives.

Hell yes that`s saying something

Typing of two decent actors left treading stagnant water

How bad is that film

Well the fact I can't tell you what in the hell it was about is a hint.
Do like Katharine Isabelle and at the start we're treated to a few scenes that accentuate her sultriness. Only they`re shown from too far a distance to properly enjoy (Bah !). Also like Christopher Lloyd. As with Kathy (I know her that well

) he does what he can with what he`s been given. It`s just what he`s given doesn't amount to anything.

Felt more like a film students final exam than a cohesive beginning , middle and end actual movie.

January 21st, 2018, 04:12 PM	#2422
Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,600 Thanks: 142,488 Thanked 228,951 Times in 23,636 Posts	Geostorm (2017) Geostorm (2017) Stars Gerard Butler, Jim Sturgess, Ed Harris, Abbie Cornish, Richard Schiff, Alexandra Maria Lara, Robert Sheehan, Daniel Wu, Eugenio Derbez, and Andy García Storyline (from IMDb) When catastrophic climate change endangers Earth's very survival, world governments unite and create the Dutch Boy Program: a world wide net of satellites, surrounding the planet, that are armed with geoengineering technologies designed to stave off the natural disasters. After successfully protecting the planet for two years, something is starting to go wrong. Two estranged brothers are tasked with solving the program's malfunction before a world wide Geostorm can engulf the planet. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1981128/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PSc5Jx0ED8 A disaster movie in every sense of the word...should have waited for it to wind up on the SyFy channel __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

February 7th, 2018, 02:11 PM	#2423
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,682 Times in 10,667 Posts	The Woman (2011) One of the movies where I had a positive belief at the beginning, but how the movie went on and on, my rating dropped lower and lower. The end didn't make any sense and was totally unwatchable.

February 10th, 2018, 02:23 PM	#2425
ultimatewarlord Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,474 Thanks: 8,328 Thanked 15,982 Times in 1,441 Posts	I've previously stated that Independence Day was the worst film I've ever seen. This makes it strange that I've just parted with £1.50 at a charity shop for a dvd of the sequel. This may mean that sometime soon I may change my choice to Independence Day:Resurgence. __________________ The British Government is a disgrace.

March 18th, 2018, 10:30 AM	#2426
Devius Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: It's a London Thing.... Posts: 23,600 Thanks: 142,488 Thanked 228,951 Times in 23,636 Posts	Snatched (2017) Snatched (2017) Storyline (from IMDb): After her boyfriend dumps her on the eve of their exotic vacation, impetuous dreamer Emily Middleton (Amy Schumer) persuades her ultra-cautious mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn) to travel with her to paradise. Polar opposites, Emily and Linda realize that working through their differences as mother and daughter - in unpredictable, hilarious fashion - is the only way to escape the wildly outrageous jungle adventure they have fallen into. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdY4E0rAvxA An AWFUL film, slightly redeemed by seeing Goldie Hawn on the screen again. Unfortunately every time I looked at Ms Hawn's face, I kept thinking that she should demand a refund from her plastic surgeon.... __________________ "I've had it with them, I've had it with you, I've had it with ALL THIS - I WANT ROOM SERVICE!* I want the club sandwich, I want the cold Mexican beer, I want a $10,000-a-night hooker!"* Johnny Mnemonic (1995)

March 23rd, 2018, 04:17 PM	#2427
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Bugger Nuts Began Streaming this , Chap kidnaps Woman to extract the truth tale so called suspense thriller. With the best will in the world. As do like Luke Evans as an actor plus Kelly Reilly is easy enough on the eyes. Only finding it so damn frustrating. Listen when I tell you Kelly Reilly so far has had not one but three clear chances to save herself from what she believes is imminent death at the hands of her kidnapper. Yet hasn't taken any of them. You know the script is one of painful plot contrivances only. Am thirty seven minutes in and the cleaning woman just turned up to add to the tedious fun. No not spoiling anything. Since am taking it you've more sense than me and shall avoid this yawn fest. Hell yes I`m sticking with it to the bitterest end. So none of you Fellow Forum Fellas have to __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

March 23rd, 2018, 08:05 PM	#2428
SploogeMcDork Member Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 10 Thanks: 1,203 Thanked 67 Times in 7 Posts	https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/ Yor-1983 even Corinne Clery's awesome body could not help this turkey. Won freepasses from FM radio station...still feel I was overcharged. Laughable script/performances/continuity errors https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093278/?ref_=nv_sr_1 ISHTAR-1987 Dustin Hoffman & Warren Beatty......WTF

March 23rd, 2018, 08:36 PM	#2429
Nobody1 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 2,119 Thanks: 16,786 Thanked 22,140 Times in 2,127 Posts	Annihilation (USA/UK 2018) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2798920/ The movie is not really bad in itself. It is just a bad, superficial imitation by someone who obviously saw 'Stalker'. The production seems quite decent, but its implementation ails a little by the moderately talented, not particularly committed acting and the ultimately lack of philosophical depth.