Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 331

**Grey Wolf** · July 9th, 2014, 10:04 AM

That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!

The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.

There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.

When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.

Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.

Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.

He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.

He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.

That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.

He's as cool as a prized marrow!

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!

Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.

Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

**Grey Wolf** · July 9th, 2014, 01:18 PM

“Tennis lets you talk while you're playing.”

“Student teaching is the hardest job there is.”

“When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois, I stopped thinking about my looks and was just myself.”

“Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.”

“We did talk about cheese on our first date.”

“One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.”

“I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.”

“For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.”

“Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.”

“Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.”

“I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.”

**Grey Wolf** · July 9th, 2014, 03:13 PM

“Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.”

“I start with a character and a situation, but I don't know what's going to happen until I write it. Sometimes things happen that surprise me.”

“I think of myself... as a troubadour, a village storyteller, the guy in the shadows of the campfire.”

“For one who reads, there is no limit to the number of lives that may be lived, for fiction, biography, and history offer an inexhaustible number of lives in many parts of the world, in all periods of time.”

“All loose things seem to drift down to the sea, and so did I.”

“I'm actually writing history. It isn't what you'd call big history. I don't write about presidents and generals... I write about the man who was ranching, the man who was mining, the man who was opening up the country.”

“I think it's time that we have a women's show about the West. The concentration has been on the men and the Indians.”

“If you write a book about a bygone period that lies east of the Mississippi River, then it's a historical novel. If it's west of the Mississippi, it's a western, a different category. There's no sense to it.”

“No one can get an education, for of necessity education is a continuing process.”

“Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value.”

“To make democracy work, we must be a notion of participants, not simply observers. One who does not vote has no right to complain.”

“There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. Yet that will be the beginning.”

“A good beginning makes a good end.”

**Baranovich** · July 9th, 2014, 03:29 PM

"I object to this witness being called at this time. We've been given no prior notice he'd testify, no discovery of any tests he's conducted...and as the prosecution is aware, the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify, particularly those giving scientific evidence, so we can prepare for cross-examination, and to give the defense an opportunity to have reports reviewed by a defense expert who might then be in a position to contradict the veracity of his conclusions!"

"Mr. Gambini -"

"Yes sir -"

"That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection."

"Thank you, Your Honor."

"OVERRULED."

MaxJoker · July 9th, 2014, 04:19 PM

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk,

~ Tom Waits .

Was about a quarter the size of Twiglet only ten times saltier ,

~ Monica Lewinsky.

Misery misery misery , that`s what you've chosen,

~ Green Goblin.

**Grey Wolf** · July 10th, 2014, 03:05 AM

I fear not the man who has practised 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practised one kick 10,000 times.

To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities.

Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential.

Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them.

Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick.

The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be.

To me, the extraordinary aspect of martial arts lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and martial arts is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of martial arts, the less wastage of expression there is.

Obey the principles without being bound by them.

The possession of anything begins in the mind.

You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.

**Grey Wolf** · July 10th, 2014, 11:17 PM

“My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.”

“If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.”

“I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.”

“Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.”

“It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.”

“I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.”

“Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”

“Modesty is my best quality.”

“Gags die, humour doesn't.”

**Grey Wolf** · July 13th, 2014, 06:04 PM

I always felt like I was on the move, that I was going towards something.

I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings.

I think Stieg Larsson was pretty brave. He wanted to bring up things that we don't like to talk about, or like to ignore.

We need more extreme movies in Sweden. Personal projects that are necessarily made for a bigger audience. I think it creates a creative lock-up to have the audience as a goal.

I'm terrified of being too famous. What I'm really afraid of is that the audiences will go into the theatre and not be able to forget that it's me, that fame will stand in the way of my acting. I want to keep being able to change into different shapes and different personalities.

It's better to not be afraid of things and not avoid things.

So I kind of lost track for a while, then I came back, I pulled myself together and I decided when I was 15 that I'm going to get sober and I'm going to become an actress.

I don't have this crazy dream about going to Hollywood, because I really love to watch movies and do movies that are complicated, and I want more strange things and complicated things.

I hate when you see a film and after one scene you know what's going to happen and you can predict the whole story.

I'm interested in people's darker side, the ones that aren't easy and well balanced. The cracks.

I've always been very stubborn, had a very clear will of what I want to do.

I like doing fight scenes. I always have, and I insist on doing as much of that action as they'll let me do. I think that's easy for me.

In Sweden everybody has this perfect surface. Everyone's very polite and controls their feelings.

If I don't see myself as a victim, then I'm not a victim.

**Grey Wolf** · July 14th, 2014, 02:59 PM

“If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.”

“I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not. They need salvation just like anybody else.”

“The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that.”

“I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me.”

“I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.”

“Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.”

“The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals.”

“I feel like it's my responsibility and my obligation to stand up and to say that which I believe to be the truth.”

“I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men.”

“You can find things about me you don't like. And frankly, I don't want to hear it.”

**Mal Hombre** · July 14th, 2014, 07:17 PM

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano.

You've got to walk and talk with God to go to heaven... I have the devil in me! If I didn't have, I'd be Christian!

Other people - they practice and they practice... these fingers of mine, they got brains in 'em. You don't tell them what to do - they do it. God given talent.

Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.

I've always showed up. If I got paid.

I never set fire to a piano. I'd like to have got away with it, though. I pushed a couple of them in the river. They wasn't any good.

Jerry Lee Lewis

July 9th, 2014, 10:04 AM	#3301
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Sid Waddell That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble! The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them. There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions. When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27. Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength. Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter. He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed. He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus. He's as cool as a prized marrow! It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there! Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.

July 9th, 2014, 01:18 PM	#3302
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Jane Kaczmarek “Tennis lets you talk while you're playing.” “Student teaching is the hardest job there is.” “When I think of all the years in my 30s when I starved myself... but when I got the role of Lois, I stopped thinking about my looks and was just myself.” “Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.” “We did talk about cheese on our first date.” “One of the greatest joys of tennis is having a nice volley and not really keeping score, not really looking at the lines, but just catching up with each other.” “I grew up playing in an alley on the south side of Milwaukee.” “For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.” “Well, I love having kids. But I have the advantage of having a lot of help, a real hands-on husband and small children whom I can easily manipulate.” “Croquet is tough. People play for months because the rules are so bizarre. Those crazy English.” “I think it's a pretty good day if I can get through it without lifting a finger.”

July 9th, 2014, 03:13 PM	#3303
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Louis L'Amour “Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him.” “I start with a character and a situation, but I don't know what's going to happen until I write it. Sometimes things happen that surprise me.” “I think of myself... as a troubadour, a village storyteller, the guy in the shadows of the campfire.” “For one who reads, there is no limit to the number of lives that may be lived, for fiction, biography, and history offer an inexhaustible number of lives in many parts of the world, in all periods of time.” “All loose things seem to drift down to the sea, and so did I.” “I'm actually writing history. It isn't what you'd call big history. I don't write about presidents and generals... I write about the man who was ranching, the man who was mining, the man who was opening up the country.” “I think it's time that we have a women's show about the West. The concentration has been on the men and the Indians.” “If you write a book about a bygone period that lies east of the Mississippi River, then it's a historical novel. If it's west of the Mississippi, it's a western, a different category. There's no sense to it.” “No one can get an education, for of necessity education is a continuing process.” “Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value.” “To make democracy work, we must be a notion of participants, not simply observers. One who does not vote has no right to complain.” “There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. Yet that will be the beginning.” “A good beginning makes a good end.”

July 9th, 2014, 03:29 PM	#3304
Baranovich Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Southwestern CT, U.S.A The Epicenter of Narcissism Posts: 2,179 Thanks: 34,187 Thanked 47,452 Times in 2,183 Posts	"I object to this witness being called at this time. We've been given no prior notice he'd testify, no discovery of any tests he's conducted...and as the prosecution is aware, the defense is entitled to advance notice of any witness who will testify, particularly those giving scientific evidence, so we can prepare for cross-examination, and to give the defense an opportunity to have reports reviewed by a defense expert who might then be in a position to contradict the veracity of his conclusions!" "Mr. Gambini -" "Yes sir -" "That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought-out objection." "Thank you, Your Honor." "OVERRULED." __________________ "Good luck, everyone..." Last edited by Baranovich; July 25th, 2016 at 07:15 PM.. Reason: Added additional photos.

July 9th, 2014, 04:19 PM	#3305
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,905 Times in 69,067 Posts	Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk, ~ Tom Waits . Was about a quarter the size of Twiglet only ten times saltier , ~ Monica Lewinsky. Misery misery misery , that`s what you've chosen, ~ Green Goblin. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 10th, 2014, 03:05 AM	#3306
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Bruce Lee I fear not the man who has practised 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practised one kick 10,000 times. To hell with circumstances; I create opportunities. Ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential. Mistakes are always forgivable, if one has the courage to admit them. Take things as they are. Punch when you have to punch. Kick when you have to kick. The less effort, the faster and more powerful you will be. To me, the extraordinary aspect of martial arts lies in its simplicity. The easy way is also the right way, and martial arts is nothing at all special; the closer to the true way of martial arts, the less wastage of expression there is. Obey the principles without being bound by them. The possession of anything begins in the mind. You just wait. I'm going to be the biggest Chinese Star in the world.

July 10th, 2014, 11:17 PM	#3307
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Jack Benny “My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.” “If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” “Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.” “I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.” “Hors D'oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces.” “It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.” “I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.” “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” “Modesty is my best quality.” “Gags die, humour doesn't.”

July 13th, 2014, 06:04 PM	#3308
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Noomi Rapace I always felt like I was on the move, that I was going towards something. I was a punk rocker when I was a teenager. I wanted to look like Nancy Spungen. I had dyed blonde hair and lots of piercings. I think Stieg Larsson was pretty brave. He wanted to bring up things that we don't like to talk about, or like to ignore. We need more extreme movies in Sweden. Personal projects that are necessarily made for a bigger audience. I think it creates a creative lock-up to have the audience as a goal. I'm terrified of being too famous. What I'm really afraid of is that the audiences will go into the theatre and not be able to forget that it's me, that fame will stand in the way of my acting. I want to keep being able to change into different shapes and different personalities. It's better to not be afraid of things and not avoid things. So I kind of lost track for a while, then I came back, I pulled myself together and I decided when I was 15 that I'm going to get sober and I'm going to become an actress. I don't have this crazy dream about going to Hollywood, because I really love to watch movies and do movies that are complicated, and I want more strange things and complicated things. I hate when you see a film and after one scene you know what's going to happen and you can predict the whole story. I'm interested in people's darker side, the ones that aren't easy and well balanced. The cracks. I've always been very stubborn, had a very clear will of what I want to do. I like doing fight scenes. I always have, and I insist on doing as much of that action as they'll let me do. I think that's easy for me. In Sweden everybody has this perfect surface. Everyone's very polite and controls their feelings. If I don't see myself as a victim, then I'm not a victim.

July 14th, 2014, 02:59 PM	#3309
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 482,010 Times in 19,976 Posts	Jimmy Swaggart “If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.” “I'm not knocking the poor homosexual, I'm not. They need salvation just like anybody else.” “The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that.” “I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me.” “I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.” “Only a spiritually bankrupt society could ever believe it. Only atheists could accept this Satanic theory.” “The minister of the Gospel is really the yardstick by which the nation measures its morals.” “I feel like it's my responsibility and my obligation to stand up and to say that which I believe to be the truth.” “I get amazed, I can't look at it but about 10 seconds, at these politicians dancing around this, dancing around this, I'm trying to find a correct name for it, this utter absolute, asinine, idiotic stupidity of men marrying men.” “You can find things about me you don't like. And frankly, I don't want to hear it.”

July 14th, 2014, 07:17 PM	#3310
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,188 Thanks: 773,305 Thanked 856,468 Times in 57,618 Posts	Now, Jimmy's Cousin..... If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. You've got to walk and talk with God to go to heaven... I have the devil in me! If I didn't have, I'd be Christian! Other people - they practice and they practice... these fingers of mine, they got brains in 'em. You don't tell them what to do - they do it. God given talent. Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then. I've always showed up. If I got paid. I never set fire to a piano. I'd like to have got away with it, though. I pushed a couple of them in the river. They wasn't any good. Jerry Lee Lewis __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.