Things Noticeable this week - Page 3895

**highwayman274** · July 22nd, 2019, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by loosegoose

A couple of weeks ago, my wife noticed that we're now feeding the fourth generation of a magpie family. And that grandpa is still alive and kicking. His grandkids don't give him any respect though. Bat him out of the way of the feed bowl, so Mrs Goose hand feeds him his titbits.

Fortunately, rodak has found a sign you can post in your yard.

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Originally Posted by rodak

It probably won't help the old magpie, though.

dead_goon · July 22nd, 2019, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Devius

There will be "serious consequences" if Iran does not release a British-flagged tanker seized in the Gulf, Foreign Secretary Jeremy Hunt has said.

Why does that wee sound bite remind me of one Boris Johnson saying that Russia would be soon brought to heel after the Skripal poisoning, whilst he was foreign secretary?, i pretty much guarantee there will be fuck all in the serious consequence department with regards Iran as we've become some thing of an irrelevant joke on the world stage these days, there might be some sanctions Cunt, sorry, Hunt, can puff his chest out over, but apart from that not a great deal will happen.

**chris chunt** · July 22nd, 2019, 10:40 PM

Hoisted by his own petard.
Ha ha.
I'm thoroughly enjoying watsons pain.

**seany65** · July 22nd, 2019, 11:21 PM

So what was Tom Watson supposed to do? Investigate things himself, or leave it to the police, you, the ones who are trained to do so?

**chris chunt** · July 22nd, 2019, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by seany65

So what was Tom Watson supposed to do? Investigate things himself, or leave it to the police, you, the ones who are trained to do so?

He was supposed to remember the phrase innocent till proved guilty.
He might be grateful of that himself in the coming months

**Devius** · July 23rd, 2019, 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Devius

What a choice: Teaser, BoJo or Jezza...

Pass the Strychnine, old bean...

As Vic Reeves was so fond of saying....

"YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE"

Fasten your seat belts, folks....

**Wendigo** · July 24th, 2019, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by bigtrain45

In case you missed it, Russian and Chinese bombers, and South Korean and Japanese fighter/interceptors, played a little slap and tickle over the Sea of Japan today. Who's ready for that bunch to start shooting at each other?

Boris .....

it may take the headlines off him for a short while

**scoundrel** · July 24th, 2019, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendigo

Boris .....

it may take the headlines off him for a short while

But maybe not. Boris doesn't like to be ignored. Though having been educated at Eton he can probably translate

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Es stercore, et tu nosti.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihjdAb4X734

As well as negotiating a better deal with the EU and taking Britain out on 31 October, Mr Johnson promises -

20,000 new police officers.
Reform of the care of the elderly to offer both care and financial security (a side-swipe at Mrs May's dementia tax.
20 new hospital upgrades.

While we are making such unfunded promises, I would very much like to be promised a night of glorious passion with Scarlett Johansson or Emma Stone.

OldSchool47 · July 24th, 2019, 10:19 PM

John Wayne's walk.

https://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/...ortStatue1.JPG

**mizlaplan** · July 25th, 2019, 12:48 AM

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July 22nd, 2019, 11:21 PM	#38944
seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,658 Thanks: 80,521 Thanked 32,788 Times in 3,536 Posts	So what was Tom Watson supposed to do? Investigate things himself, or leave it to the police, you, the ones who are trained to do so? __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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July 22nd, 2019, 10:40 PM	#38943
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OldSchool47 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 306 Thanks: 129 Thanked 3,044 Times in 299 Posts	John Wayne's walk. https://www.seeing-stars.com/Images/...ortStatue1.JPG