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**trailmaster** · August 13th, 2019, 01:42 PM

Kissing is a habit
Fu...cking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I loves you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says "To hell with you"
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

Estreeter · August 14th, 2019, 09:23 AM

MaxJoker · August 14th, 2019, 12:17 PM

If any of you ever visit club Super Sex learn from my mistake ,

Don't ask for the soup.

**trailmaster** · August 14th, 2019, 12:48 PM

At work, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy. I just use a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HaHaaa she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
Next day Michael comes in with a black eye, fat lip and a tooth missing.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

**Jake Gittes** · August 15th, 2019, 11:05 AM

MaxJoker · August 15th, 2019, 03:25 PM

Just bumped into a verbally dyslexic prostitute ,

She offered to cook my socks for £20.

**gedly** · August 15th, 2019, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by effCup

Did you ever meet her sister Inanity?

Inanity? Now she could really go on forever.

jokerdownunder · August 16th, 2019, 04:53 AM

The first transsexuals occurred in ancient Egypt.

They turned daddies into mummies.

**machman** · August 17th, 2019, 07:01 AM

Viagra wont make you James Bond, but it will make you roger more.

**captpike** · August 17th, 2019, 05:04 PM

Finally a parking spot for rotund people who like to grill.

August 14th, 2019, 09:23 AM	#15012
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August 13th, 2019, 01:42 PM	#15011
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	Kissing is a habit Fu...cking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I loves you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says "To hell with you" 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in the hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never would have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn

August 14th, 2019, 12:48 PM	#15014
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,294 Times in 60,079 Posts	At work, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy? Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work. Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that? Casey: It's easy. I just use a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time. Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning? Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you. Michael: HaHaaa she falls for that? Casey: yes you should try it. Next day Michael comes in with a black eye, fat lip and a tooth missing. Casey: What happened to you? Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it. Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say? Michael: Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fat ass over I would do you like a dog.

August 16th, 2019, 04:53 AM	#15018
jokerdownunder Senior Member Join Date: May 2019 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 128 Thanks: 31 Thanked 1,576 Times in 128 Posts	The first transsexuals occurred in ancient Egypt. They turned daddies into mummies.

August 17th, 2019, 07:01 AM	#15019
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